The offical you know your fat if...... (FAT BASTARD APPROVED THREAD)

[martin_07n]

When your shirts "shrink"

 

[Jack Tracks]

when your excited that the big cheeseburger is a dollar again..

when I was in highschool my homeboy who is a real fat bastard was wasted in the back of my truck and we were in the drive thru line for jbox. I ordered and said "hey shit grease ball what do you want" he says "big cheeseburgers" i asked how many did he want he says "gimme ten of em'"

to this day I think of that everytime I get or hear big cheeseburger. That shit was so funny though that night...

 

[prodigy91]

haha sumtin similar happened to us except we were in-n-out and homeboy said 5 double doubles

 

[cheeto]

Know u fat if u ever had to lay on ur back just to button up sum jeans




Typed this while taking a poop

 

[cheeto]

Double post

 

[M BUTCHER 206]

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

that site has some delicious looking shti on there i got sidetracked a good twenty minutes

some of that shit i would never ever try, even if i were skinnier

this looks delicious

Tempura Bacon
Bacon strips battered in Panko bread crumbs then deep fried.

 

[M BUTCHER 206]

lol wtf

Taco Town Taco
Saturday Night Live-inspired: crunchy beef taco with nacho cheese, lettuce, tomato and southwestern sauce wrapped in a soft flour tortilla with a layer of refried beans in between, then wrapped in a corn tortilla with a layer of Monterey Jack cheese in a deep fried gordita shell with guacamole sauce baked in a corn husk topped with pico de gallo, wrapped in a crepe, filled with egg, griere cheese, sausage and portobello mushrooms, all wrapped in a chicago-style deep dish pizza wrapped in a blueberry pancake and finally deep fried with spicy vegetarian chili dipping sauce.

 

[MOREBASS]

You know you're fat if you haven't stepped on a scale in months, by choice.

 

[rising_tied]

you drink two cans of soda with your meal.

If im not mistaken that just means your thirsty.
Fuckin calorie Nazi

LMAO that Taco Town Taco can NOT be appitizing by anymeans, but damn it was funny reading the discription.. Who the fuck thinks to wrap a taco IN A PIZZA, and then a pancake *shakes head*

 

[Jack Tracks]

lol wtf

Taco Town Taco
Saturday Night Live-inspired: crunchy beef taco with nacho cheese, lettuce, tomato and southwestern sauce wrapped in a soft flour tortilla with a layer of refried beans in between, then wrapped in a corn tortilla with a layer of Monterey Jack cheese in a deep fried gordita shell with guacamole sauce baked in a corn husk topped with pico de gallo, wrapped in a crepe, filled with egg, griere cheese, sausage and portobello mushrooms, all wrapped in a chicago-style deep dish pizza wrapped in a blueberry pancake and finally deep fried with spicy vegetarian chili dipping sauce.

 

[MaKaVeLi_420]

lol wtf

Taco Town Taco
Saturday Night Live-inspired: crunchy beef taco with nacho cheese, lettuce, tomato and southwestern sauce wrapped in a soft flour tortilla with a layer of refried beans in between, then wrapped in a corn tortilla with a layer of Monterey Jack cheese in a deep fried gordita shell with guacamole sauce baked in a corn husk topped with pico de gallo, wrapped in a crepe, filled with egg, griere cheese, sausage and portobello mushrooms, all wrapped in a chicago-style deep dish pizza wrapped in a blueberry pancake and finally deep fried with spicy vegetarian chili dipping sauce.

after all those ingredients, vegetarian dipping sauce rofl......you fat muthafuckas are crackin me up, lets keep this thread rollin

 

[drewski.kalonji]

yeah fat people are pretty fucking hilarious if i do say so myself! big up all the fattys keep it coming