u know how at olive garden the waiter offer u cheese when he give u ur food?
u tell them when to stop grating the cheese n shit
i take hella long to tell them to stop one time dude got hella tired and swiched hands
I got 1. i just made a lb of hamburger, 4 servings of rice, a bag of frozen vegetables, mixed it all in a big bowl wit hot sauce & soy sauce & ate it all.
you know your fat when the homies or family ask you if you want something from mcdonalds & you order a double quarter pounder combo, after you just ate & aint really that hungry
you know your fat if you hit up multiple drive thru's for a meal..
Like you get a whopper combo meal at bk then get a double decker taco and tripple layer nachos at taco bell.. Just did that on saturday for the hangover munchies lol...
you know your fat when you order food from somewhere and its alot so mid order you say outloud "man, what did she want again" so the person doesnt think its all for you.
you know your fat when you order food from somewhere and its alot so mid order you say outloud "man, what did she want again" so the person doesnt think its all for you.
yea or if u order 2 drinks to make it look like there seperate meals.. LOL. Or a huge meal with a diet coke. Those were some moves I used to pull in my super fat bastard days...
You know you're fat when your work slacks rip from your balls to your ass as your bending down from your chair to pick up a pen. I ain't even trying to be funny. That shit happened to me 2 weeks ago and I left work early saying "I didn't feel good."
