The offical you know your fat if...... (FAT BASTARD APPROVED THREAD)

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Mike Manson

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I broke several office chairs till I went out and bought a good chair. Not those plastic cheap shit things. Has lasted me for more than 3 years now.

I'm not really fat though, but compared to the skinny chinese am I a monsta! 6'4 and 230 pounds...
 
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you know your fat if you hit up multiple drive thru's for a meal..

Like you get a whopper combo meal at bk then get a double decker taco and tripple layer nachos at taco bell.. Just did that on saturday for the hangover munchies lol...
 

prodigy91

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*cheeto wakes up* "hijole, gotta use that tredmill, ey vieja u hungry?"

*cheetos vieja* "its 4 in the morning gordo go back to sleep."

*cheeto sets up the treadmill,but wonders at the computer screen* "oh shit a new fat bastard thread."

*cheeto forgets treadmill*
 
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u know how at olive garden the waiter offer u cheese when he give u ur food?
u tell them when to stop grating the cheese n shit
i take hella long to tell them to stop one time dude got hella tired and swiched hands