The offical you know your fat if...... (FAT BASTARD APPROVED THREAD)

[Jack Tracks]

You know your fat if @Tacobell starts following you on twitter...


LOL what the fuck.. I was like really???? damn

 

[Jack Tracks]

You know your fat if Man VS. Food is one of your favorite shows and you get restaruant ideas from the show. I hella wanna try Burittozilla in San Jo, that sandwich spot in SF, and many other challenges from that show... LOL...

HERES another good website for all my fat bastards to get hungry too...

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

 

[Mr. Illmannered]

I knew I was fat...and dropped 20 pounds lol

thanks again for referrin your dudes, they were good people

 

[cheeto]

if uve broken a toilet seat/bead/office chair/hamock.........damn ive broke a gang of shit

 

[cheeto]

if u take food from home to eat on ur lunch break but u end up eating it as soon as u get to work.......i ate ribs at 9am the other day

 

[radiostationrep]

you drink two cans of soda with your meal.

 

[Mike Manson]

I broke several office chairs till I went out and bought a good chair. Not those plastic cheap shit things. Has lasted me for more than 3 years now.

I'm not really fat though, but compared to the skinny chinese am I a monsta! 6'4 and 230 pounds...

 

[cheeto]

ur girl get u gym membership so yalll can go together and u get hella mad like wtf

 

[prodigy91]

damn cheeto she did you dirty like that, damn....

 

[cheeto]

bet u five i aint step foot in that muthafucka

 

[prodigy91]

bet you five if you do you break da treadmill

 

[cheeto]

if u consider eating subway twice a week a diet

 

[cheeto]

bet u five i spent a rack on a treadmil a couple years ago and that muthafucka still bran spankin new lol

 

[prodigy91]

cuz u never even touched it muthafucka haha

 

[Jack Tracks]

you know your fat if you hit up multiple drive thru's for a meal..

Like you get a whopper combo meal at bk then get a double decker taco and tripple layer nachos at taco bell.. Just did that on saturday for the hangover munchies lol...

 

[prodigy91]

*cheeto wakes up* "hijole, gotta use that tredmill, ey vieja u hungry?"

*cheetos vieja* "its 4 in the morning gordo go back to sleep."

*cheeto sets up the treadmill,but wonders at the computer screen* "oh shit a new fat bastard thread."

*cheeto forgets treadmill*

 

[cheeto]

u know how at olive garden the waiter offer u cheese when he give u ur food?
u tell them when to stop grating the cheese n shit
i take hella long to tell them to stop one time dude got hella tired and swiched hands

 

[cheeto]

*cheeto wakes up* "hijole, gotta use that tredmill, ey vieja u hungry?"

*cheetos vieja* "its 4 in the morning gordo go back to sleep."

*cheeto sets up the treadmill,but wonders at the computer screen* "oh shit a new fat bastard thread."

*cheeto forgets treadmill*

hjhhhahhajsbjhdbhshhahahhhahahah

 

[prodigy91]

u know how at olive garden the waiter offer u cheese when he give u ur food?
u tell them when to stop grating the cheese n shit
i take hella long to tell them to stop one time dude got hella tired and swiched hands

hjhhhahhajsbjhdbhshhahahhhahahah

 

[bulky408]

you fat if you go mcdonalds and end up with 10 monopoly game pieces, happened to me today