First off, I'd like to thank God, my mom, and my dad.
Second, I'd like to thank James Harrison, for making this all possible.
I'd like to thank Larry Fitzgerald for going to my college.
I'd like to thank my step dad, whose couch is on fire if you watch any of the rioting clips.
I'd like to thank alcohol, for making my rioting fun.
I'd like to thank my boss, for having me come into work drunk as shit.
I'd also like to thank the Cardinals bandwagon jumpers, the 49ers fans, and everybody else who talked shit on my team this year. You guys made this win special.
WE GOT SIX! WE GOT SIX!