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mustynutz

mustynutz

Sicc OG
#43
Jun 27, 2002
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#43
FUCK THE NEIGHBORS DOG?


TRIED TO FUCK A CAT WHEN YOU WERE 10

GOT YOUR FIRST PEICE OF ASS AT 7

FUCK YOUR DADS GIRLFRIEND

JACKED OFF TO THIS THREAD

NUTTED ON EMMAS PANTIES AND PUT THEM BACK IN THE DRAWER

GOTTEN YOUR SISTER PREGNANT

WORN YOUR MOTHERS CLOTHES WHILE SINGING "LIKE A VIRGIN" AND RAMMING A BROOMSTICK UP YOUR ASS WITH A BIRTHDAY CANDLE JAMMED DOWN YOUR PEEHOLE LIT AND DRIPPING WAX AS YOU DO THE MOONWALK IN A YELLOW FUR COAT HYPED UP ON METH AND DIET PILLS AND GARGLING A PINT OF VAGINAL SECRETIONS YOU'VE BEEN SAVING FOR A SPECIAL MOMENT..WHILE THE DOG FOLLOWS YOU AROUND




UHHH ME NEITHER
 
KINGBLOCKER

KINGBLOCKER

Sicc OG
#44
Apr 5, 2006
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#44
Jacked off to your favorite episode of the golden girls while your hangin yourself from the ceiling fan right before u turn blue hopin to get caught by ur little sisters 17 year old best friend while covered in in noxema for the pimples on your dick???
 
KINGBLOCKER

KINGBLOCKER

Sicc OG
#46
Apr 5, 2006
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#46
Ever been in yo uncles pad partyin whith a bitch laid out so u strip her naked try to stick yo dick in her ass but its too dry so u jus stick it in her mouth after bout 10 min hella white shit start comin out then u realize.....u aint even nutted!!!....but u say fuck it and use the foam for lube????
 
mustynutz

mustynutz

Sicc OG
#47
Jun 27, 2002
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#47
Filthy_Rich said:
started jacking off and realized half way thru that you didn't have any tissue but said "fuck it" and just nutted in your hand? did you wash your hand after, or just wipe it on something else?
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usually i wake up later and clean out the belly button....
 
mustynutz

mustynutz

Sicc OG
#48
Jun 27, 2002
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#48
KINGBLOCKER said:
Ever been in yo uncles pad partyin whith a bitch laid out so u strip her naked try to stick yo dick in her ass but its too dry so u jus stick it in her mouth after bout 10 min hella white shit start comin out then u realize.....u aint even nutted!!!....but u say fuck it and use the foam for lube????
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sounds like you got chlymydia bro....
 
Mr. Nice Guy

Mr. Nice Guy

Sicc OG
#55
Nov 24, 2003
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Have you ever fucked an ugly bitch and taken your contacts out before you did so you couldn't see her as well???

have you every jacked off to a regular TV commercial?

Have you ever jacked off on the back of a public bus, sitting next to a random female? (seen a bum do that one lol)

Have you ever lied to a female and told her you were a virgin because she was, and she wanted her first time to be with another virgin?


Keep em coming....this shit is funnier than a fat bitch tryna fit in a movie theatre seat

mustynutz said:
JACKED OFF TO THIS THREAD

NUTTED ON EMMAS PANTIES AND PUT THEM BACK IN THE DRAWER
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