SLOWPOKE presents tha 1st annual "SICCNESS.NET PERVERT CONTEST"

[mustynutz]

^^ if you only knew....i got a SUPER MILF on the team, and maybe one day...just maybe...oh man...stepdaddy and son in law all in one

 

[SLOWPOKE]

@Slowpoke - once you get a couple hundred of these, you gotta pick out the best 216 and post up The Official Siccness Perverted Test or something...

man you are sharp,.......yadidahahahhaa


naw,...hehhe


i thought you was thinking,....

man 10 hours and already on page 2,.....keep them coming,.....

 

[SLOWPOKE]

have you gotten a porn tape stuck in your parents' VCR and were so desperate not to get caught that you took apart the VCR, got the tape out, and put it all back together in less than 30 minutes?

or have gone as far as to brake the tape so you dont get caught

 

[ClickClack]

have u ever straight CLOWNED your boy for fuckin with some random fat ass slob chick and then u hook up with her the next night??? (I WAS HELLA DRUNK)

 

[mac_luv]

Have you ever slept over your homie's house and sneak into his little sister's room at night and jack off with her panties?

 

[nbpsfc]

Have you ever slept over your homie's house and sneak into his little sister's room at night and jack off with her panties?

that's pretty fuckin bad

 

[nbpsfc]

have you ever tore a picture out of a porno magazine that they sell at news stands and jacked off to it? or worse tore a picture of a hooker out of the SF GUARDIAN and jacked off to it?

 

[mustynutz]

^^ only in BART station bathrooms when Im on the go...the escort ads be HOT sometimes...

ever jacked off thinkin about some bitch you seen on BART

left cumstains in a little girls bed?
( after fuckin her older sister in it)


stared at a woman tits so hard that she looks down as if there something on her shirt and she checks for it..

Bumped into a woman at the club just to feel her up, or purposely gone through a packed bars line just to feel tits/ass brush up against you

purposely bumped into a mentally retarted girl with HUGE tits just to cop a feel

fucked a fat girl cause she had nice tits, gave good head


fucked a fee-fee

had a magazine so old and used that the pages of the best parts are now stuck together...or a porno so watched you have to adjust the trackin on the good parts

been caught jerking off....in public...by a nun...

caught yourself at a bustop at 3:00 in front of the high school.....just looking

www.missymodel.com

used the dip n sniff test to judge the cleanliness of pussy

have a towel just for cleaning up


actually shot cum on your monitor after staring at kalyns myspace page...
(that ones a joke guys)

 

[mustynutz]

gotten shitfaced at a bar with your girlfriend popped 2 and 1/2 e pills and blacked out to find yourself in your girlfriends moms bed with yor girlfriend having some crazy rough sex, only then to bust the most massive nut of your fuckin life all over her...stumbled thru the house ass naked drunk adn thizzed out down a dark hallway only to hear a familiar voice say
" i think your going into the wrong room"

and then you realize that voice

that sounded familiar

is your girlfriends mom..and you were walking dead towards her butt naked and drunk and headed into the room she was in for more sex...

 

[nbpsfc]

looking at this shit i think we already got a winner and he didn't even post on here!!!

PINO-THE PORN KING i'm surprised his crazy ass ain't on here

and in close second would be musty, jackin off in a public bathroom and shit, i wouldn't be able to do that shit....well maybe!

 

[marksmeez]

ever licked a girls butthole thinkin it might lead to your weiner bein in there ?

 

[filthyclean44]

ok

had a girl come over and give all seven of you head and the last guy pisses in her mouth

r kelly was there?

 

[FDS]

WERE U EVER JACKING OFF AND WHILE JACKING OFF, THE SCENE ON THE TV SWITCHED TO THE GUYS FACE/ASS/DICK AND U ACCIDENTLY RELEASED BECAUSE IT WAS TOO LATE, THEN U GOT ALL PISSED OFF BECAUSE YOU JUST BUSTED A NUT TO THE IMAGE OF A DUDE HAHAHHAHAHA

 

[SLOWPOKE]

naw i'm saying to copoy the link in your adress bar

paste it on a thread and call it

pervet contest,.....well what ever the tittle of this one is,...


yadidameaner meat beater?

 

[SLOWPOKE]

WERE U EVER JACKING OFF AND WHILE JACKING OFF, THE SCENE ON THE TV SWITCHED TO THE GUYS FACE/ASS/DICK AND U ACCIDENTLY RELEASED BECAUSE IT WAS TOO LATE, THEN U GOT ALL PISSED OFF BECAUSE YOU JUST BUSTED A NUT TO THE IMAGE OF A DUDE HAHAHHAHAHA

I GET SO PISSED THAT I HAVE TO GO BACK FOR 2ND'S JUST TO FEEL LIKE I DID SOMETHING RIGHT....AND TO AVOID THAT CHIT,....USE THE A-B BUTTION AND HAVE YOUR FAV PART LOOP!!!!!!


FUCK AM I UP ON HERE GIVING ADVICE ON HOW TO WANK?


DAM!!!!!!!!!! SLOWPOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Chree]

Have you ever been on a date that left you hard, so you jacked off on the drive home?

haha

 

[Chree]

Have You ever gone on a date with a physically disabled female with the thought of it being automatic ass?

 

[mac_luv]

Have You ever gone on a date with a physically disabled female with the thought of it being automatic ass?

That's just wrong lol.

 

[KINGBLOCKER]

Have u ever been fuckin a girl in the ass then when u take yo dick out a piece of corn plops out with it....then u ask her what she had for dinner and it was boston market....u say fuck it go to sleep and forget to take a shower the next couple days.....only to be reminded by the awfull smell of your dick every time u take a piss but instead of washin it u steal some baby wipes to wipe it clean?

 

[KINGBLOCKER]

Nobody???.......me either then!!!