mustynutz vs. sgt. hustle
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I would easily win this bout...she would not be able to handle the power of the stench of my mildewed and rotting scrotum in her face, being slapped back and forth across her nose as I let loose farts that smell like rotten eggs and raw methane...as I sit on HER face and smoke a joint.
I have the power of the Smokescreen....i can blind her with my smoke and then zero in for the kill....
But then again, she might pull that stick out her ass and beat the shit outta me with it....or call her girlfriend who's a 251 lb lesbian with 3 tongue rings and an S & M fetish and cornrows.
I will have to block her stick attack with my 3 foot bong....blind her with the smoke and then hit her with a SBD (silent but deadly) bomb attack from my sphincter.
As she stands there dazed and confused...." FINiSH HER " will appear and then I press
UP, UP, DOWN , DOWN, High Kick, Low Kick, Block
MUSTYNUTZ FINISHING MOVE:
MN pulls out a steel bong and cracks Sarge over the head, splitting her skull...He then begins to pick out pieces of bloody brain matter and smoke them one by one.....
I have the power of the Smokescreen....i can blind her with my smoke and then zero in for the kill....
But then again, she might pull that stick out her ass and beat the shit outta me with it....or call her girlfriend who's a 251 lb lesbian with 3 tongue rings and an S & M fetish and cornrows.
I will have to block her stick attack with my 3 foot bong....blind her with the smoke and then hit her with a SBD (silent but deadly) bomb attack from my sphincter.
As she stands there dazed and confused...." FINiSH HER " will appear and then I press
UP, UP, DOWN , DOWN, High Kick, Low Kick, Block
MUSTYNUTZ FINISHING MOVE:
MN pulls out a steel bong and cracks Sarge over the head, splitting her skull...He then begins to pick out pieces of bloody brain matter and smoke them one by one.....
Not to mention I got CATPISS Bombs and an AK-47....I'll track Sgt Down using my NORTHERN LIGHTS....i can strike like a WHITE RHINO, leaving the Sarge in a TRAINWRECK. by the ower of ROMULAN i can leave her looking like a BLUEBERRY. stuck standing there in a SUPER SILVER HAZE, the dont call me JACK HERER for nothin,my nuts smell like straight SKUNK....have her runnin away like an AFGHANI in Baghdad when they see the troops,once she smells this OGRE's nuts...dont make me get savage and bust out the G-13 and start lightin shit up...you betta run when you see that little BLUE DOT.
^is that a double negative cuz i cant see musty being against nude women.
and i sure as hell know sarge aint against nude women.
i think it will be a draw i heard musty hits like a girl. lol
although if he can weild the steel bong fast enough he might have a chance.
use ur OGRE power. dont fight like ERKLE, or you will get ORANGE/MANGO CRUSHED. and if u do people will call u a BLUE LAKE CAKE and you will have to move to SALMON CREEK.
and i sure as hell know sarge aint against nude women.
i think it will be a draw i heard musty hits like a girl. lol
although if he can weild the steel bong fast enough he might have a chance.
use ur OGRE power. dont fight like ERKLE, or you will get ORANGE/MANGO CRUSHED. and if u do people will call u a BLUE LAKE CAKE and you will have to move to SALMON CREEK.
It is a double negative. As in Musty is against anti-nudity. Meaning his stance against anti-female nudity negates the anti in the term anti-female nudity. In other words he is pro female nudity. Searge on the other hand bitched and bitched and now I guess we can't have nekked bitches in our sigs no more.
I vote for Musty but you never know Sgt. Hustle might start bitching and whining about topics on this forum or something else that my man Musty might have to OD himself on some Trainwreck. Because once Hustle starts complaining there isn't any stopping her. Unless he girlfriend shows up that is.
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