Lil Dan Jokes

[DCKingPin]

Fuck Chuck Norris
-The reason people build fences is not to show where their property is but to keep Lil Dan away....
-The reason Redrum got 2nd place is because Lil Dan was in the contest.
-The reason the middle east is crazy is because Lil Dan is in American and can't keep ever1 in check.
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[LaKeRzz8]

-After a party, Lil Dan doesn't throw up, he throws down!
-Lil Dan beat a brick wall in tennis
-Why do babies cry when they are first born? They know they're entering a world with Lil Dan.

I'll post up some more later.

 

[LurccH918]

i get tired of raggin on Dan, he is coo, we all have a new target, and we all know who he is

but......

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

LIL DAN USES A LIVE RATTLESNAKE FOR A CONDOM...

 

[miguel_510]

let me contribute, lil dan is a fag

 

[LaKeRzz8]

^^BOO!!

 

[BaSICCally]

-I heard that Lil Dan's tears cure cancer, to bad Lil Dan never cries.

 

[DCKingPin]

LMAO

 

[GHP]

LOL @ Lil Dan doesnt throw up he throws down!

 

[Young M]

hahah

 

[Music Nfluenced]

What does Lil' Dan make when he's stranded in the desert? A Lil' Danwich.

 

[BaSICCally]

-Lil Dan sleeps with a night light, not because hes afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him.

 

[LaKeRzz8]

-There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Lil Dan allows to live.

 

[Toro]

-The Bogeyman checks his closet for Lil Dan before he goes to sleep.
-Lil Dan can slam a revolving door.
-Lil Dan's hand can beat a Royal Flush.

 

[LaKeRzz8]

-The leading causes of death in the US are: 1. heart disease 2. lil dan 3. cancer

 

[Pak Dan]

-Lil Dan sleeps with a night light, not because hes afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him.

HAHAHHAHAHAH good one

 

[mrraskal666]

-lil dan likes balls but not just any kind of balls but men balls

 

[enserio]

Lil' Dan beat the Sun in a staring contest.

 

[LaKeRzz8]

There are no WMDs in Iraq because Lil Dan lives in California!

 

[2-0-Sixx]

The chief export of Lil Dan is Pain.

Lil Dan once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

When Lil Dan was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.