Lil Dan Jokes

[FourOneFog]

lil dan is more gangsta than the East Co Co forum

 

[J.COLOMBO]

THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS.....HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

 

[TROLL]

Lil dan tried to sue the creators of "law and order" claiming those were both trademark names of his left and right fists.

When Lil dan does push ups, he isnt pushing him self 'up'.. hes pushing the earth 'down'

Lil dan doesnt have to pay taxes. He just has to send them a picture of himself ready to strike.

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

I WENT OUT DRINKING WITH LIL DAN ONCE, WE DROVE AROUND FOR 2 HOURS, BUT COULDNT FIND A BAR, FINALLY DAN PULLS INTO AN EMPTY ALLY, AND TELLS ME "JUST WAIT..." WE SAT THERE FOR 2 1/2 YEARS UNTIL THE BUILT A BAR AROUND US, DAN WALKED IN, TOOK A SHOT, AND BURNED THE PLACE TO THE GROUND, AFTER HE PISSES OUT THE FIRE, HE LOOKS ME IN THE EYE AND SAYS "ALWAYS LEAVE THINGS THE WAY YOU FIND THEM"

 

[BaSICCally]

Lil dan was held Guantanamo Bay not because he is Paki, but because his muscles are considered weapons of mass destruction.

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

LIL DAN ONCE PUNCHED A HOLE IN A COW JUST TO SEE HOW WAS COMING UP THE ROAD....