Lil Dan Jokes

[LaKeRzz8]

The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Lil Dan didn't kill you in your sleep.

 

[LaKeRzz8]

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Lil Dan, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.

 

[LurccH918]

Lil Dan can beat up his own shadow

 

[LaKeRzz8]

It’s a little known fact that Lil Dan was originally cast for the part of Danny Tanner in the 90’s hit television series “Full House”. It wasn’t until the very last minute that Bob Sagat was cast for the part of Danny Tanner after a very unfortunate incident involving Lil Dan and one of the Olson Triplets.

 

[LurccH918]

^^HAHAHAHA

 

[LurccH918]

Lil Dan once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean

 

[LurccH918]

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Lil Dan

 

[LurccH918]

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Lil Dan.

 

[LurccH918]

It was once believed that Lil Dan actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Lil Dan himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart

 

[LurccH918]

and 1 more

When Lil goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

 

[LaKeRzz8]

if you can see lil dan, he can see you. if you can't see lil dan, you're only seconds away from death

 

[LaKeRzz8]

When God said, "Let there be light", Lil dan said, "Say please!"

 

[LaKeRzz8]

Lil Dan has counted to infinity...twice

 

[LaKeRzz8]

Lil Dan can kill ants with a magnifying glass...at night

 

[Pak Dan]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

 

[LaKeRzz8]

When Lil Dan jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Lil Dan

 

[FourOneFog]

that isnt a tubarn on lil dans head, thats a crown.

lil dan smile shines so bright, hell make a blind man see.

when lil dan was born, the doctor didnt slap him, the doctor slaped his parents for creating a genuis.

lil dan is so slick, he swims wit out getin wet.

when googling lil dan, it doesnt come up as a drummer boy, it comes up as a warrior....a king...a father, but most importanly, a friend

hahahaaa

 

[P.K. Rippa]

Lil Dan started storing canned specimens of urine , we know this canned specimen as Red Bull.

 

[DankedOut707]

that isnt a tubarn on lil dans head, thats a crown.

lil dan smile shines so bright, hell make a blind man see.

when lil dan was born, the doctor didnt slap him, the doctor slaped his parents for creating a genuis.

lil dan is so slick, he swims wit out getin wet.

when googling lil dan, it doesnt come up as a drummer boy, it comes up as a warrior....a king...a father, but most importanly, a friend

hahahaaa

WEAK. LOL

 

[keelopz]

Lil dan is the reason mike tyson has a gap in his teeth