Lil Dan Jokes

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NiNe2FiVe

NiNe2FiVe

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LIL DAN LOST HIS VIRGINITY BEFORE HIS DAD DID
LIL DAN HAS TO WHERE 9 CONDOMS WHEN HE MAKES LOVE BECAUSE HE BREAKS THROUGHT THE FIRST 8
LIL DAN WENT TO THE VIRGIN ISLANDS, NOW THEYRE JUST THE ISLANDS
 
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miguel_510

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Superman only has two weaknesses. Kryptonite and Lil Dan

There is no such thing as a lesbian, there are just girls who haven’t met Lil Dan

Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. the same day Lil Dan got an award for masturbating in public

Lil Dan isn’t hung like a horse a horse is hung like him

Lil Dan can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves
 
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luv2squab

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NiNe2FiVe said:
LIL DAN LOST HIS VIRGINITY BEFORE HIS DAD DID
LIL DAN HAS TO WHERE 9 CONDOMS WHEN HE MAKES LOVE BECAUSE HE BREAKS THROUGHT THE FIRST 8
LIL DAN WENT TO THE VIRGIN ISLANDS, NOW THEYRE JUST THE ISLANDS
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
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NiNe2FiVe said:
LIL DAN LOST HIS VIRGINITY BEFORE HIS DAD DID

LIL DAN WENT TO THE VIRGIN ISLANDS, NOW THEYRE JUST THE ISLANDS
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA
 
FourOneFog

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lil dan doesnt ask what time it is....he makes it

lil dan could get a female pregnant by tellin her how much he bench presses.

lil dan lives, not by food and water, but by fame.
 
GHP

GHP

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Lil Dan doesnt read books, he just stares them down till they give him the information he wants
 
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5ive1en

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Lil Dan uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

Lil Dan's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

When Lil Dan has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

Lil Dan does NOT sleep. He waits.


There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Lil Dan.
 
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5ive1en

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Lil Dan does not have aids but he gives it to people anyway.

If you want a list of Lil Dan's enemies, just check the extinct species list.

Lil Dan once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Lil Dan doesn't need to swallow when eating food.

Lil Dan is Luke Skywalker's real father
 
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When Lil Dan throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return because it is scared to come back.

Lil Dan can dribble a football.

Lil Dan can clap with one hand.
 
Gas One

Gas One

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when god refused to honor lil dans request for adultery to be removed from the ten commandments, he raped god and created gay jesus.

when lil dan pulls up to the mcdonalds drive through, niggas just leave. they forfeit all change and food to lil dan.

when lil dan walks through the mean streets of west baltimore
little impoverished black children yell "omar yall, omar comin!"

when lil dan buys bape
the monkey jumps off the shirt like EEEE EEEE EEEE

lil dan cant smoke crack because crack is afraid of getting addicted to lil dan..crack rocks grow cartoon legs and run from him
 
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