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Mean Mugg

Mean Mugg

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mo-x said:
Just off the top of the brain as quick as possible... it's 9:35pm PST.

1. Someone who just went through McDonalds on an impulse and came to their senses and realized they were on a low carb diet and could only eat the meat. (Peel off the wrapper, microwave it, eat the bun in the middle)
2. Colds/Disease
3. Your Nose
4. Sponge
5. Toliet Paper
6. His two legs, plus a prostetic

1 is definately wrong as far as the traditional answer is concerned... and 6 is also a toss up but hey it's all I could think of off the top of the dome quickly...

EDIT: An old person with a cane has three legs possibly?
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FUCK NO lol. I'm convinced you're a fuckin CHEATER!!! 1. is an ear of corn. You throw away the green part, eat the corn and throw away the cob.

6. the edit answer is semi-correct you S.O.B. I don't know how the fuck you do it. Correct answer is a man w/ a broken leg getting around w/ his good leg and 2 crutches. But the old man w/ the cane can be a correct answer also, but the cane is just to help him. He can still walk w/o the cane he'll just have a hard time doing it.
 
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COPIUM

Sicc OG
#62
Mar 24, 2004
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A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.

The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it and how did they know?
 
mo-x

mo-x

Sicc OG
#63
May 4, 2002
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^ Easy one... The Maid... Mail isn't delivered on Sundays for one, and two my mail is delivered in the afternoon. Everything else as far as the clues are in place, except the Maid should be cleaning the closet and the butler should be getting the mail. But yeah, it's the maid...

@Mean Mugg: Don't hate the player, hate the game!!! I'm not cheating, that goes against the whole point of this! Ear of corn, that's HORSESHIT, I've never had corn that wasen't INSIDE the can so how the fuck am I supposed to know that, haha, LMAO... If it ain't on the drive through menu, I'm stuck. LOL! These are kinda heated, like for real they get you thinking like we should be doing anyways... Fuck it, where's my 9th beer? HA!
 
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Downunda-Connec

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#65

Alright I don't know if this is right and I am not sure if it has been said. Too many posts to read and I really can't be stuffed.

Firstly the maid would have to take the dog off the island. She returns without the dog and then transports 1 son at a time off the island followed by the father. She then takes the mother of the island followed by the two daughters. the dog is left alone off the island and finds food before the son arrives...

If the dog is to kill the family when they are off the island then I can't see how this can be solved. Maybe you should either starve the dog or drown it.
 
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Downunda-Connec

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#66

On second thoughts, you said that the boat can take 2 BODIES across and that NOBODY can die.

After thinking about this a little more I would kill the dog and either leave it on the island or if need be, take the body of the dog across - lets face it the dog doesn't seem like the family pet I would dream of. The maid would have to do all the rowing, taking one son across followed by the other and then the father. Then she would take the mother across followed by one daughter followed by the other daughter.

Nobody has died and everybody has been transported.

Just read the right answer on page 3. Shit, Wasn't thinking about it like that. I still think the above way would work, I mean NOBODY has died or would you consider the dog a body. hmmm. Nice one Mo-x
 
bigbreaded

bigbreaded

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Feb 26, 2003
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Mean Mugg said:
lol I knew musty made that shit up, you should know by now to really never take Musty seriously, well most of the time. But since you like riddles, here goes some more, don't cheat.

1. You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

2. What can you catch but not throw?

3. I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?

4. I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?

5. Throw it off the highest building, and I'll not break. But put me in the ocean, and I will. What am I?

easy one I remember from my child hood. A baby moves around with 4 limbs, a dog moves around w/ 4 limbs, a man walks around w/ 3 legs, how is that?
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1. THATS CORN

2. MUTHA-FUCCA ..U CAN CATCH AIDS AND SHIT, CRABS AND SHIT BUT CAN'T THROW EM'

3. THATS YO MUTHA-FUCC'N MIND....YO MIND RUNS WILD SOMETIMES.

4. TOO FUCC'N HARD

5. THATS HUMPY DUMPTY

6. THATS A MAN AND HIS DICC (3RD LEG)
 
mo-x

mo-x

Sicc OG
#70
May 4, 2002
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I got one for ya from the archives of interview questions...

You're on one side of a canyon which is three miles wide and 3000ft deep. All you have available to you is 1 gallon of water, a helicopter with unlimited gas and unlimited rope and a pole vault pole. You can't use the helicopter to fly to the other side, you can't fly the helicopter close to the other side and swing onto it with the rope, and you can't walk around the canyon either. Your maximum pole vaulting range is less than 100ft. How do you get to the other side?
 
mo-x

mo-x

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May 4, 2002
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^ I got an unfair advantage though playa, I been grilled like this for hours at a time and it teaches you to think objectively and outside the box, once you can do that on the daily basis it just makes sense... But thanks playa, I appreciate it!
 
Mean Mugg

Mean Mugg

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Apr 1, 2002
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mo-x said:
I got one for ya from the archives of interview questions...

You're on one side of a canyon which is three miles wide and 3000ft deep. All you have available to you is 1 gallon of water, a helicopter with unlimited gas and unlimited rope and a pole vault pole. You can't use the helicopter to fly to the other side, you can't fly the helicopter close to the other side and swing onto it with the rope, and you can't walk around the canyon either. Your maximum pole vaulting range is less than 100ft. How do you get to the other side?
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This question is a bit ambiguous. So let me get this shit straight. You're on one side of the canyon and you need to get across to the other side of the canyon but you're separated from it by 3 miles apart and 3,000 feet deep right? moments later, I give the fuck up, what's the answer, and the answer better not be a factor that's not given in the question. That 1 gallon of water is throwin me off, I don't know what the heez to do with it.
 
mo-x

mo-x

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May 4, 2002
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Mean Mugg said:
So let me get this shit straight. You're on one side of the canyon and you need to get across to the other side of the canyon but you're separated from it by 3 miles apart and 3,000 feet deep right? moments later, I give the fuck up, what's the answer, and the answer better not be a factor that's not given in the question. That 1 gallon of water is throwin me off, I don't know what the heez to do with it.
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You have unlimited rope, fill the canyon with it and walk across. Everything else is there to throw you off... But I suppose you can drink the gallon of water while filling the canyon...

:cheeky:
 
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karloz

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Sep 19, 2003
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mo-x said:
You have unlimited rope, fill the canyon with it and walk across. Everything else is there to throw you off... But I suppose you can drink the gallon of water while filling the canyon...

:cheeky:
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Fill the canyon with rope??? That will take about a century.
Rope down the side of the canyon, vault towards the other side a few times, have the remote controlled chopper pick you up in the middle of the canyon, and fly it up to the other side.
 
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WHITE DEVIL

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Dec 25, 2003
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So these three faggots went online and posted a long ass question. The first faggot went online from AOL, wearing a pink hat, and typing with his right hand. The second faggot went online from a PDA, typing with his chin, with both his hands in the first faggot's ass. the third faggot went online through a laptop inside the second faggots ass.

Now the real brainbuster is...where is the other hand of the first faggot??
 
Mean Mugg

Mean Mugg

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Apr 1, 2002
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mo-x said:
You have unlimited rope, fill the canyon with it and walk across. Everything else is there to throw you off... But I suppose you can drink the gallon of water while filling the canyon...

:cheeky:
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IMPOSSIBLE!!! It'll take much energy and time to fill the canyon w/ rope. He'll die w/o food and water. 3,000 deep w/ 3 miles apart will take weeks to do.
 
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