If you were another race for a day....

MizeryU · Sep 2, 2004

naw i had to go wash my hands n switch comp. labs since i got that one all nasty n i had to spray some cologne too since i smelled like green

n yesterday i got followed for 3 blocks on the way to my car by a fucking cop
i think he saw me hittin my glass onehitter since i hit it n looked up n there he was right the fuck the followin me in his car as i walked down the street

mustynutz · Sep 2, 2004

that why you need to get the one hitter that looks like a cig, thats what i use....

MizeryU · Sep 2, 2004

yeah but you still dont get out a sandwich baggy n load up your cigarette before you light it

mustynutz · Sep 2, 2004

lol...thats why you gotta be like R Kelly at the Annual Girl Scouts of America Convention

"Keeeeep it on the down loooooow"

MizeryU · Sep 2, 2004

naw noone really notices i just pretend im asian n im gettin out my baggy of mnm's but there's only ten n they're all green

then i do this thing where i cover the whole pipe n lighter so it looks like im sparking a cig

then you gotta just watch out for them mizzou cops to roll through on abike n just wait till he's rolled by before you blow it out

mustynutz · Sep 2, 2004

dogg i use mine daily in a busy downtown area ...just be smooth about it

lol@ asian with 10 green m&m's

TONY206 · Sep 2, 2004

I'd wake up... look at my small cock and wonder how we are so over populated... go out, bow to all 300 of my relatives living in the same 2 story house as me... put on my doo rag and make sure my eyes are nice and squinted... sit down by my black table with ninja socks on and eat chicken balls and watch all 300 of my relatives compete on MXC... then go out with my boys chang tzu and willy won kah and do my becoming video of shawn desmond on much music... go home, eat fried wong tongs and egg rolls..

The MXC had me rollin.

I wanna hear something different than asian or mexican for once though.

MizeryU · Sep 2, 2004

mustynutz said:

naw i think its kinda fun
n i get higher than if im just chillin at home
n its kinda funny when i see these square ass fucks i work with before i go in
ill be talkin to em n blowin smoke in their face at the same time n they eather dont notice or just dont say shit

mustynutz · Sep 2, 2004

i crack up when someone walks past me and get a couple steps down they way and catches my downwind draft of bomb....and then i hear "GOD damn " and they look back at me cause they know im blowin the block up like al-qaeda

epoxy · Sep 2, 2004

MizeryU said:

You sure that was shit was green in your one-hitter? sounds like your getting your spook on.

28g w/o the bag · Sep 2, 2004

mustynutz said:

WUSSUP DOOT? WALKIN IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD. YOU KNOW THIS IS BLOOD NEIGHBORHOOD NEEEGUUUUUUUUUUUH

WHY YOU WEARIN ALL THAT BLUE AND SHIT NEEEEGUUUUUUUH

CHECK HIM OUT REX, WITH HIS BLUE HAT, BLUE SHIRT, BLUE PANTS.,... WASSUP, YOU WANT SOME DRAMATICS?

Gordon Gekko · Sep 3, 2004

C-Lo said:

lol

Sydal · Sep 3, 2004

Let me switch it up...

I'd be a white boy. I mean, I'm white, but I would be a WHITEBOY, a rich one!!

I would wake up in the morning and smell the eggs and bacon and sausage and pancakes my mom is cooking. I'd take off my spiderman pj's, jump in the shower and cleanse my body thoroughly with bath and bodyworks melon scented body wash after I wash my hair with a $20 bottle of shampoo that contains special vitamins and nutrients. I get out, dry off with a cotton towel about 10 feet long, put on my tighty whities and slacks with a polo shirt to match my brand new wingtip shoes. I would go downstairs, give my mommy a kiss on the cheek, take what she has cooked and devour it with a bowl of special K and non fat milk on the side. After breakfast I will walk my prize poodle "Buffy", and let her crap on my neighbors lawn without picking it up. Take Buffy home, get in my brand new BMW and go to my private high school where I will meet my best friends Todd and Cliff. Todd is a gangster, a true rebel from birth. He doesn't eat lunchables, he goofed around and dropped his GPA last semester to 3.95, and he has semi baggy levi strauss jeans...they are heck of loose. He also grabs his penis and scratches it in public, damn pervert. Anyhow, there's this girl Tiffany who I absolutely adore, and I want to take her to the country club sometime but I don't know if she'll like me, I have a few blemishes on my forehead. I would do anything to kiss her on her head, and maybe one day her lips.

Did I mention that I'm as gangster as Todd? Friday nights, we go to the craziest nightclub in Tiburon, privately owned by my parents, but it gets CUH-RAY-ZY. All of my peeps and I get some slow gin fizzes and a bottle of Hpnotiq each, get piss drunk, and crip walk all over the dance floor. Nobody messes with us because they can tell we are real gangsters, but my parents don't know that. Some kid will talk mess to me, and I will go get my Co2 powered pellet pistol from under my seat and shoot at him but miss on purpose, but it will scare the begeezus out of him. After the bar, I go home and pass out, with puke all over my abercrombie & fitch apparel that the women absolutely go crazy for. I wear a du-rag, 2Pac style, even though I have spikey hair with highlights. When somebody fucks with me I call my lawyer and sue them, now THAT'S GANGSTER...I keeps it poppin cuzzo, and fuck a spaz!!

DubbC415 · Sep 3, 2004

lol@ Todd and Cliff, not eating lunchables. funniest shit was "heck of". and what u clownin Tiburon for, its hard as heem! lol@ crip walkin, the pellet pistol and the the throwing up.

funniest thing about that is some of its true.

WHITE DEVIL · Sep 3, 2004

mustynutz you in Frisco though.

Smokin weed in downtown SF is about as dangerous as uhh...nothing. I smell weed all damn mothafuckin day and don't even think twice about it.

CHRISHOGGALYPSE · Sep 3, 2004

Goodfella said:

that was funny shit^^^^

the asian one had me laughing my ass off. The video game shit is sad but true. When I lived in watson, these asian doods would come down from san jo and go to town on damn near everyone in the arcade, doing moves on street fighter 2 we had only heard about lol.

I think I'd be Italian so I could say, eh oh eh while shrugging my shoulders, and call people names like fuckin jaggoff to their face while I walk around with my crew of 4 people including the one 390 lb. italian friend that all italian mobb men have. I'd eat a nice plate of eggplant parmesean, and then continue on my day of calling people every racial slur in the book whether it be to their face or not, generally picking on people who happen to be by themselves such as the chinese waiter we have who is around 5'2" and 110lbs. I'd say things all day and laugh about them after every single sentence, in which my cohorts would laugh in aswell without actually thinking about whether there was any actual comedy in the sentence. I'd talk about the old country like I've been there before, even though I never have, I'd cheat on my wife, yet call her a whore for being nice to a stranger in a public place. I'd applaud my son pauly for calling a black person on the television a "niggah" and squeeze his cheeks and give him a kiss on the forehead while laughing hysterically. Then I'd go to mass as my routine for every sunday, pretend like I'm listening to the priest when I'm actually thinkin about that ol' jew bastards wife I've been fuckin for 3 months. He's actually aware of it, but he's too scared that I'll dump his body in the lake and FAHGEDDDABOUTIT

D-Boy · Sep 4, 2004

damn, asians getting clowned in this thread

PyKillaman · Sep 4, 2004

Shit every1 spose 2 get clowned niggaz need 2 talk bout mo then azns though even though its hell funny

MeloTrauma · Sep 4, 2004

If I could be any race, I would probably choose to be black, just so I could say I had at least one day where I actualy had a dick.

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