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Jun 28, 2009
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#21
i fell asleep at the wheel a few times off lean, ive nodded off on the computer millions a times head all on the computer desk, a couple a times makin slappin ass beats wit the music hella loud, ive even fell asleep in the middle a talkin 2 people lol that was back when i used 2 over-lean, or lean and pop vikes or norcos at the same time

good times
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Oct 30, 2002
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damn smokie if I had a nickel everytime I waited for a stop sign to turn green. man id have a shitload of nickles.

one time while playing grandtheft auto smokin all day with my bro and cuzzin I attempted to hop the curb and kill a pedestrian for "10 points" I swerved real quick towards the sidewalk and caught myself be fore I actually did it. I snapped out of it the moment my reaction was to swerve.
the street lights were blurry as hell. I had a hard time deciphering yellow red and green lights with yellow street lights.

I blame the games more than the weed for that 1.
 

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Feb 27, 2006
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#27
I WAS HIGH OFF SUM SHROOMS GAS GAVE ME, I WAS AT WORK AT THIS CONSTRUCTION SITE HELLA TRIPPIN, I WAS STARIN AT MY ARM FOR LIKE 10 mins LOOKIN LIKE WTF CUZ IT LOOKED LIKE THE POURS IN MY SKIN WAS BREATHING AND CREATING A WAVE EFFECT WHEN I WOULD TOUCH MY SKIN
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
 
Apr 3, 2007
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another time me and my boy was duuuuuuumb ass high that we seen a piece of bread outside laying in the street and we was just standing there pointing and hella laffing at that shit...like seriously tears was coming out my eyes and shit i dont know what he fuck was in that weed
For some reason, I found this shit absolutely hilarious. I can't figure out why lol.
 
Nov 14, 2002
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#30
One time i was dumbass high and had the munchies like a mutha. Me and my folks went to jack in the box and i ordered a Jumbo jack. So im at the backseat and im staring at this burger for like 20 min. just staring. In my head i was like fuck this is the best looking burger ive ever seen. I couldnt eat it i was just staring a it for hella days.
 
May 24, 2006
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#32
But seriously though. One time the homie n I smoked a b-la but it was a double(yes I know if it ain't 3 blunts it's no b-la) but fuck it imma call it that. Ne ways we were drivin around slappin music n shit. We decide to get food and as soon as the lady was like "can I get ur order" for some odd reason we were just dyyyyiiinnn wit laughter. Sat in the drive thru for about a good 5 min non stop laughing. I'm talkin like the first few times u smoked in ur life and u get that giggly ass laugh nonstop. Lol. We were jus so blazed we didn't know what we want so we drive off lol.
 
Feb 24, 2006
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i was lit one time with my boys and we went to taco bell. we pulled up to the window and when they handed us our waters i left......hella burnt and shit forgot to get the food haha so we had to go back again thru the drive thru to get the food. the broad at the window was hella laughin at us
 
Feb 14, 2004
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#37
i was lit one time with my boys and we went to taco bell. we pulled up to the window and when they handed us our waters i left......hella burnt and shit forgot to get the food haha so we had to go back again thru the drive thru to get the food. the broad at the window was hella laughin at us
LMAO! good shit