I WAS SO HIGH I DID WHATTTT STORIES.
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one time i got fuccin BLITZED high on chrondodo and the homie wanted to hear me rap... so I started freestyling - we were up on this hill at night - and then the fuccin stars all converged in front of my face to make a mouth .... and the mouth was moving to the words that i was rapping.. then I started tripping like what tha fucc.. and they flew bacc into the sky and turned into star dragons, dippin through the fuccin midnight sky.... so we walk down to the main street and i walk up the hill towards my house... but I'm HELLA tryin to stay in the middle cuz the gutters zare all lookin like fuccin mouths that are gonna eat my ass up if i walk too close to the sidewalk..... I made it home and grabbed a bag of tater tots out the freezer and put the whole fuccin bag in the oven( no plastic), grabbed a box of power bars out the pantry and a jumbo tub of peanut butter and just started bustin open power bars, scoopin FAT-ASS globs of peanut butter out and devouring them bitches in like 2 bites..... I fucced up those tater tots too... DROWNED those bitchs in ketchup, cracced a 2 liter of coke and drank that whole bitch too.... I HAVE NEVER BEEN THAT HIGH ON WEED BEFORE OR SINCE THAT DAY....
i dont even smoke anymore but i remember the first time i tried a brownie, i ate half of it and after 20mins i didnt feel anything so i ate the other half. bad fucking idea.....BOOM all of the sudden im high off my ass to the point where i was laying down not been able to move and all i could do was move my eyes. like a painting just following you with my eyes lol
and then...
i was at the taco bell drive thru, and my friend said beef potato burrito..i completely lost it haha, beef potato burrito...just say it 3 times, beef potato burrito.
and then...
the drive thru chick said, you know, when you get serious, let me know.
and then. we got our food, and then we ate.
i was at the taco bell drive thru, and my friend said beef potato burrito..i completely lost it haha, beef potato burrito...just say it 3 times, beef potato burrito.
and then...
the drive thru chick said, you know, when you get serious, let me know.
and then. we got our food, and then we ate.
i know these stories are about yourself but i want to share this high ass story with yall.
4 of us ate weed cookies and smoked hella trees. This one dude suddenly looks at us dead serious and says with a retarded voice, "i think i broke my tongue". Couldn't really understand him at first cause he was saying it as he had no tongue. We are all like "what the fuck is wrong with you?" and he starts panicking and crying uttering "WAAA.....WAAAAA......I TINK I BOKE MY TONG!! AKE ME TO DA HOSPIAL(hospital)!!!!!" Man... you can look into his eyes and see how serious and scared he was. My other stoned homie is like "damn blood, maybe we should take him to the hospital" :hurt:
He was perfectly fine when the weed wore off.
4 of us ate weed cookies and smoked hella trees. This one dude suddenly looks at us dead serious and says with a retarded voice, "i think i broke my tongue". Couldn't really understand him at first cause he was saying it as he had no tongue. We are all like "what the fuck is wrong with you?" and he starts panicking and crying uttering "WAAA.....WAAAAA......I TINK I BOKE MY TONG!! AKE ME TO DA HOSPIAL(hospital)!!!!!" Man... you can look into his eyes and see how serious and scared he was. My other stoned homie is like "damn blood, maybe we should take him to the hospital" :hurt:
He was perfectly fine when the weed wore off.
One time high as fuck driving home an underage drunk girl at 4am, i changed lanes without lookin and this cop was right next to me, he swerved so I didnt hit him, i shit my fucking pants, but the cop just mashed out for some reason
(and i didnt literally shit my pants, but just had the worst feeling ever in my stomach and completely sobered up that instant)
(and i didnt literally shit my pants, but just had the worst feeling ever in my stomach and completely sobered up that instant)
That's fucking classic.
I've got a lot actually.
This involves shrooms and weed.
I ate like 2 grams of some Australian cubensis that I grew...my boy at some that he grew (we grew them togehter, just different types).
Went down to this river, fuckin walked around for like 3 hours grillin tryin to find a spot to smoke. Finally found one, next to the river under this weeping willow tree that drooped over the river. I sat down in what seemed to be a spot made just for me right on the edge of the river...lit the bowl I had...got super geeked...and I mean so high I couldn't stop laughing...finally I stopped laughing and we were talking....
Out of nowhere I felt this drop on my arm, and I looked up in the sky thinking, "it's not raining." Then I realized my fucking nose was running HELLA....and in my high state...I said, "wow I thought it was raining but it was just shit coming out of my face."
I don't know why, but it was fucking hilarious at the time and I still find it amusing.
Not to mention all the time I've sat at green lights not paying attention...maybe 3-4 times....
I've got a lot actually.
This involves shrooms and weed.
I ate like 2 grams of some Australian cubensis that I grew...my boy at some that he grew (we grew them togehter, just different types).
Went down to this river, fuckin walked around for like 3 hours grillin tryin to find a spot to smoke. Finally found one, next to the river under this weeping willow tree that drooped over the river. I sat down in what seemed to be a spot made just for me right on the edge of the river...lit the bowl I had...got super geeked...and I mean so high I couldn't stop laughing...finally I stopped laughing and we were talking....
Out of nowhere I felt this drop on my arm, and I looked up in the sky thinking, "it's not raining." Then I realized my fucking nose was running HELLA....and in my high state...I said, "wow I thought it was raining but it was just shit coming out of my face."
I don't know why, but it was fucking hilarious at the time and I still find it amusing.
Not to mention all the time I've sat at green lights not paying attention...maybe 3-4 times....
Man, I ate 3 cookies that I made one time. I used 19 grams and one stick of butter. Each cookie roughly had 2 grams (the way it worked out with the butter etc, not really 2 grams cause i took out the plant matter)....
I kept getting higher, and higher, and HIGHER. To the point where I was paranoid about my neighbors coming over and knocking on the door just to say hello or whatever. I was with my girl at the time and she knew I was suuuuuper lit, and it was starting to get kinda weird for me cause I'd never been THAT high.....
I decided going to sleep was a good idea....3 hours later I woke up, and was STILL high out of my fuckign mind...but I wasn't paranoid. lol....
I don't eat 3 of any edible I make anymore. I make them WAY too strong lol.
I kept getting higher, and higher, and HIGHER. To the point where I was paranoid about my neighbors coming over and knocking on the door just to say hello or whatever. I was with my girl at the time and she knew I was suuuuuper lit, and it was starting to get kinda weird for me cause I'd never been THAT high.....
I decided going to sleep was a good idea....3 hours later I woke up, and was STILL high out of my fuckign mind...but I wasn't paranoid. lol....
I don't eat 3 of any edible I make anymore. I make them WAY too strong lol.
i once got so fuck'n high off some bong rips and had to cut...i had just learned how to drive stick shift at that time, i was sittin' at the light wait'n for it to turn green(the whole time am feel'n like i am fall'n from the sky or soemthing) and soon as the light turns green i just tottaly forgot how to drive a stick shift lol.....worst thing ever...ppl were honkin' and shit going around me and am in the there tripp'n out, sweatin', heart pump'n hella hard lol...finally i get my self together and get thru the next green light somehow...pulled to the side, parked the car on the road, got out took a deep and calm my self down so i could be on my way lol...