I WAS SO HIGH I DID WHATTTT STORIES.
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"i smoked this dip once! i got high for 6 months, 23 day, 2 hospital stays, and missed lunch" -Tame One lol
i was high at walmart n parked in the security spot @ walmart in front cuz we was fucked up in a hurry... tryinna cash checks n shit...
we get back to the car and all in unison told the disgruntled security person: "fuck your mother dead!" cuz she was tryinna be bitchin how u cant jus be parkin up front like its a parkin spot especially in tha fire zone area and where security park up there to watch the lot...
Lul'z!
i was high at walmart n parked in the security spot @ walmart in front cuz we was fucked up in a hurry... tryinna cash checks n shit...
we get back to the car and all in unison told the disgruntled security person: "fuck your mother dead!" cuz she was tryinna be bitchin how u cant jus be parkin up front like its a parkin spot especially in tha fire zone area and where security park up there to watch the lot...
Lul'z!
I have a few stories...
back in '05, One was...
so, I was messing w/this skinny chick that never smoked really before me.
We smoke some good and almost finish the blunt. She's laying on my couch all eyes rolling back, etc. I'm like...'are you OK?' and she'd just nod yes and no w/the whole eye thing. I got super paranoid and was like 'FUCK! this chick is going to die!! she's too skinny to handle that shit.'
So I called my boy and told him what was up and he was like 'nobody dies on weed, dude.'
I was like 'oh yeah'. ha. I was just so high that I let my self get scared as shit. told her a plastic bag was on the side of the couch and watched Chappelle's stand-up shit.
another was:
One time my boy hooked me up w/this shit that he claimed make him want to stab himself...so, I copped and 8th.
I blazed a J, tossed the ipod on shuffle, and System of A Down came on, and I swore they wanted me to kill myself. So I kept thinking that I had to kill myself, looking at my arm, wondering where I was going to cut. I skipped the track to find something 'happier' and nothing but horrorcore rap or metal came on.
luckily it started wearing off, and I realized that thinking about dude saying that 'stab himself shit' got to me. fuck that subconscious shit.
I had multiple freak-out times, being outside at night thinking zombies were coming.
a bunch of 'wait...did I shit/piss myself' times.
ordering too much at the concession stand at movie theaters and not being able to carry it all.
driving at night/on the interstate just makes me paranoid...but during the day, it's all gravy.
back in '05, One was...
so, I was messing w/this skinny chick that never smoked really before me.
We smoke some good and almost finish the blunt. She's laying on my couch all eyes rolling back, etc. I'm like...'are you OK?' and she'd just nod yes and no w/the whole eye thing. I got super paranoid and was like 'FUCK! this chick is going to die!! she's too skinny to handle that shit.'
So I called my boy and told him what was up and he was like 'nobody dies on weed, dude.'
I was like 'oh yeah'. ha. I was just so high that I let my self get scared as shit. told her a plastic bag was on the side of the couch and watched Chappelle's stand-up shit.
another was:
One time my boy hooked me up w/this shit that he claimed make him want to stab himself...so, I copped and 8th.
I blazed a J, tossed the ipod on shuffle, and System of A Down came on, and I swore they wanted me to kill myself. So I kept thinking that I had to kill myself, looking at my arm, wondering where I was going to cut. I skipped the track to find something 'happier' and nothing but horrorcore rap or metal came on.
luckily it started wearing off, and I realized that thinking about dude saying that 'stab himself shit' got to me. fuck that subconscious shit.
I had multiple freak-out times, being outside at night thinking zombies were coming.
a bunch of 'wait...did I shit/piss myself' times.
ordering too much at the concession stand at movie theaters and not being able to carry it all.
driving at night/on the interstate just makes me paranoid...but during the day, it's all gravy.
Me and the homie pulled a lik on a chinese food place and got like 3 bills
So I bought 150 dollars worth of weed, forgot how much it was exactly, and invited hella people to come smoke at dolores park
I just ended up laying on the grass all day smoking and everyone kept leaving but I wasnt moving
I ended up with a paisa and two bums drinking beer and smoking and it was hella raining but I couldnt move
And then the bum couple told me I could sleep in their sleeping bag with them so I finally got up the stremph to move
I went home and my pops was like you are fucked up
I was like nah im cool trying to play it off
I pulled out two pieces of bread and set them on the table and turned on the toaster
I put hella butter on the knife and I just started sticking the knife in the toaster
I got butter all over the toaster and I was finally like im just gonna go to bed
Then for some reason I felt like sleeping in my bed was sketch so I slept on the couch
I got up at like 2 am and put two hot dogs on a frying pan, turned on the fire and went back to sleep
I woke up to hella smoke in the house and the pan and the vent for the stove were on fire
My little brother put it out, called me a fuckin idiot and went back to sleep
I just looked up like ok the fire is out and I went back to sleep
Ive done so much out of pocket bullshit after smoking I cant even list it all
So I bought 150 dollars worth of weed, forgot how much it was exactly, and invited hella people to come smoke at dolores park
I just ended up laying on the grass all day smoking and everyone kept leaving but I wasnt moving
I ended up with a paisa and two bums drinking beer and smoking and it was hella raining but I couldnt move
And then the bum couple told me I could sleep in their sleeping bag with them so I finally got up the stremph to move
I went home and my pops was like you are fucked up
I was like nah im cool trying to play it off
I pulled out two pieces of bread and set them on the table and turned on the toaster
I put hella butter on the knife and I just started sticking the knife in the toaster
I got butter all over the toaster and I was finally like im just gonna go to bed
Then for some reason I felt like sleeping in my bed was sketch so I slept on the couch
I got up at like 2 am and put two hot dogs on a frying pan, turned on the fire and went back to sleep
I woke up to hella smoke in the house and the pan and the vent for the stove were on fire
My little brother put it out, called me a fuckin idiot and went back to sleep
I just looked up like ok the fire is out and I went back to sleep
Ive done so much out of pocket bullshit after smoking I cant even list it all
Fuck one time we was smoking in my ride I was driving drove up to a gas station for some gas I don't know what the fuck my homie like what the fuck u doing.I'm looking for gas pump he like u went around the gas station over 10 times .he said go reverse and go in to that pump I'm going ten miles a hour on drive and car still moving I shift to reverse the car is a automatic it made a loud ass griding noise and turned off. I was like ya balio verga the trany snap I'm trying to turn it on my friend like u stupid lit I'm like no my car it's fuck. He like put it on park and turn it on.haha
Another one we was smoking some bomb mix wit opiom we smoke like 5 bowls got in the ride i'm in the back seat heading back to town my homie turns on his knock he had 4 12's all out knocken I felt my heart was going stop cuz that shit it was like I was getting kicked in back I was tripin I lean foward nothing that shit was crushing my hart I felt like just jumpin out the car while it was still rolling I held it in my high went away I was like why in fuck was I thinking haha
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