I WAS SO HIGH I DID WHATTTT STORIES.
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first time i smoked out a roor bong we were tryin to do a quick smoke and pic my friend up so i could take him to his DUI class we ended up gettin super high and watching youtube videos for 30 minutes when i get a call like "where the fuck are you gotta go" we ended up gettin him there perfectly on time but it was still hella funny
first time i smoked hash oil i was walkin home at night thinking about how high i was and how it felt like someone was watching over my shoulder... then i started thinking deep about religion and the person who was watching me was god... so i thought that if it was real i would see a sign... i heard some shit in a tree and a big ass owl flew out... i got hella paranoid about some supernatural shit and ran to my house lol
i wish i could get that high again
first time i smoked hash oil i was walkin home at night thinking about how high i was and how it felt like someone was watching over my shoulder... then i started thinking deep about religion and the person who was watching me was god... so i thought that if it was real i would see a sign... i heard some shit in a tree and a big ass owl flew out... i got hella paranoid about some supernatural shit and ran to my house lol
i wish i could get that high again
The worst is when your super high and someone else starts freakin out, I was at my friends house and we all got super fukin lit and one of them started thinkin that he was fuckin dead ha ha. He was like It has only been 10 minutes and it feels like 2 hours and shit like that and then I had to take him outside on the porch and Dr. Phil his ass for 30 min. There was a girl there he was tryin to fuck too, she never came back after that night ha ha.
I decided one time to take back a movie I rented after smokin with my roommates. I ran the movie back to the store no big deal. A few days later I get a call from the video store regarding a problem with the movie. I was like wtf so I went to my room and ejected the video in the vcr and sure nuff... there was brewsters millions. I ran up to the video store with the movie and told the clerk who I was. From behind the counter the case to brewsters millions appeared with a post it note that had my name on it. The clerk opened the case and I instantly turned red faced.. In big bold letters "WAD BUSTERS #6"... haha. I just swapped the clerk movies and bounced. No late fees tho!
i was in columbia, missouri (where mizzou is) visiting a friend, and i ate my first edible ever. didn't know how high that would make me but i was out of it walking around downtown wearing my Oklahoma University hoodie. a limo drives by and all these little boys like 9 or ten years old are in it, poppin out the windows and out the moonroof and shit, yelling at me about how much oklahoma sucks.
must have been a bday party of sum shit, but i was so high trippin out getting yelled at by a bunch of children. so confused.
must have been a bday party of sum shit, but i was so high trippin out getting yelled at by a bunch of children. so confused.
I got high as fuck all damn day as i walked to class! Then, after class, I proceeded to get chiefed as I walked around campus. For one semester, I worked on campus about 25 hours a week, me and this cat I worked with would drive around in the golfcart smokin grape blunts. We were stupid about shit sometimes, he would drive right down the sidewalk and make dumb bitches jump outta the way into the grass as we passed them and blew bluntsmoke in their faces. GOOD TIMES!
when we first started smoking bomb in like 6th grade we were all at my house smokin outside then I slowly come up inside the house and see my boy with the fridge open staring inside hella hungry. I asked him what he was doing and he said, "If I stare long enough eventually Chinese food will appear." We laughed and laughed and laughed.
Then a few weeks later we were doing the same thing, we come inside and goes to the fridge and theres the fucking works of Chinese food leftovers in the fridge. Moms got hella shit. So he's looking in the fridge and his eyes light up. I asked him what he was so excited about. He said "The Chinese food finally came and I know why it took so long!!!" I said "oh yea why" he says back "cuz they had to bring it here all the way from China" I lost it and was laughing uncontroably for a like 20 minutes... Same dude is still one of my favorite ppl to blow with because he is so damn hilarious when hes stoned..
Then a few weeks later we were doing the same thing, we come inside and goes to the fridge and theres the fucking works of Chinese food leftovers in the fridge. Moms got hella shit. So he's looking in the fridge and his eyes light up. I asked him what he was so excited about. He said "The Chinese food finally came and I know why it took so long!!!" I said "oh yea why" he says back "cuz they had to bring it here all the way from China" I lost it and was laughing uncontroably for a like 20 minutes... Same dude is still one of my favorite ppl to blow with because he is so damn hilarious when hes stoned..
i popped a pill, did some molly. my dumbass home boy told me to do the molly after i popped a pill , i got a big ass gummer of that shit for 5 bucks cuz we knew dude, after we leave the party I WAS OUT OF MY MIND. i ended up blacking out and ended up at the homies house (theres always some kind of party over there) i ended up cussing out his ex bitch and tryin to fuck his sister, i also broke his fence i didnt come to til like 3 am , i ended up going to wattsonville to a thizz nation concert , drank all the way up there , drank a 5th on the way back
popped two pills thought i was going to die , first one soberd my drunkness up seconds toook me over the edge
popped a pill ended up thinkin the whole room was tryin to kill me
did so much coke i threw up , idk how much we did but
blacked out and then convinced the homie to front me a gram of coke and snorted it in less than 5 minutes
popped a pill ended up thinkin the whole room was tryin to kill me
did so much coke i threw up , idk how much we did but
blacked out and then convinced the homie to front me a gram of coke and snorted it in less than 5 minutes
Freshman year (96) I was hooking up with this girl at night on a grass lawn and I stuck my hand in serious pile of dog shit. I got insanely paranoid so I tried to wipe it on the grass discretely and it wasn't happening, so for whatever reason I figured that I would "finger bang" her with that hand so she wouldn't see/smell it, I don't know what the hell I was thinking. Then about 5 minutes later she said she felt sick and she took off. Ha, she never talked to me again.
Straight killed my high though.
Straight killed my high though.
you ever been so high you was walking down the street and you passed the turn for your street, so you end up walking down like a good mile,zig zaggin thru streets, jsut fuckin feeling like you is flying thru a field of dank. with no care in the world, jsut pure freedom.
and realize you dont know where the fuck you are cuz its dark as fuck the streetlights are all busted out, and none of the street signs look familar.
then you got to figure out where you are, and what corners and turns you have to take to get back to where you live. not only that, but the only light source you have is the partial overcast moonlight where you have to time the moonlight cuz the clouds are rolling thru and your casio blue glow watch.
so you pointing that casio blue glow watch beam directly underneath the street sign to see what street it is, only to figure out, you dont know or never heard of that street before. after an hour of walking aimlessly, looking like you are slimjimmying cars, you find a street that you might be familar with. shit is adventuresome, but fucks up a high.
and realize you dont know where the fuck you are cuz its dark as fuck the streetlights are all busted out, and none of the street signs look familar.
then you got to figure out where you are, and what corners and turns you have to take to get back to where you live. not only that, but the only light source you have is the partial overcast moonlight where you have to time the moonlight cuz the clouds are rolling thru and your casio blue glow watch.
so you pointing that casio blue glow watch beam directly underneath the street sign to see what street it is, only to figure out, you dont know or never heard of that street before. after an hour of walking aimlessly, looking like you are slimjimmying cars, you find a street that you might be familar with. shit is adventuresome, but fucks up a high.
