I want to join a gang..

[mustynutz]

Does anyone have a gang I could be in....I'll claim your color and rep it good.
I can be down for your hood, I am a G. I can be a good gangbanger and I will not like the other gangs and I will fight them for you. Please let me in your gang, thank you.

Can I get a really cool gangster G name too...like The Kilo, or Al Capone...thats would be hella cool.

Peace out Bro,

Your Future gangmember (hopefully)


Brad

 

[mustynutz]

i can like any color you want, i will gangbang for your set for free and be a G. I can thiss too and go dumby and get hyper
yadidayeeyeeeeshaboolaboopyathizz...

my new screen name is

PoPpInGPiLLZo310

 

[BETO916]

no...join my gang it's better.

TTR-Taco Truck Ridas

we funk with taco bell and del taco employees

 

[Humboldt High]

dear brad,

i represent the hardest gangbangers in the bay and cali. I have several reccomendations for which "hood" you can potentially rep. First i have a couple questions to prequalify you for these ill sets that hope to have you reppin for them.

1. do you really hate the j-boegs?
2. do you luv dem hoez?
3. are you truely really real? And can you keep it real?
4. thizz or hyphe?
5. whats your favorite color?
6. Are your snitch, be honest....?
7. How many rivals have you busted on and how did they feel about that?
8. Boxers or briefs?

once those questions are cleared up we can find a suitable parnership for you and my clientel.

 

[mustynutz]

1. do you really hate the j-boegs?
YeAYeA FuCc DuH PoPo NyGga
2. do you luv dem hoez?
KnAwMeaN CaiNt Luv No BeZzY
3. are you truely really real? And can you keep it real?
I KeEp It HeLLA RizZeal DoGg
4. thizz or hyphe?
I Be On StoOpIdDuMmYYelLowHyperHyphYthiZzLamicALismilasTic
5. whats your favorite color?
gReEn FO My FaT BaNk RoLL
6. Are your snitch, be honest....?
Naw I AiNt No BoOger
7. How many rivals have you busted on and how did they feel about that?
I BLaST NUgGaz AlL Day, ThEy FeLt My BULLEeTs IN EM
8. Boxers or briefs?
I BE A BoXiNg NigGA

 

[L Mac-a-docious]

1. do you really hate the j-boegs?
YeAYeA FuCc DuH PoPo NyGga
2. do you luv dem hoez?
KnAwMeaN CaiNt Luv No BeZzY
3. are you truely really real? And can you keep it real?
I KeEp It HeLLA RizZeal DoGg
4. thizz or hyphe?
I Be On StoOpIdDuMmYYelLowHyperHyphYthiZzLamicALismilasTic
5. whats your favorite color?
gReEn FO My FaT BaNk RoLL
6. Are your snitch, be honest....?
Naw I AiNt No BoOger
7. How many rivals have you busted on and how did they feel about that?
I BLaST NUgGaz AlL Day, ThEy FeLt My BULLEeTs IN EM
8. Boxers or briefs?
I BE A BoXiNg NigGA

LOL at "I be a boxing nigga."

 

[Stealth]

I dont live in the greater West Coast area, however I'd be willing to start an expansion team in Pittsburgh on the East Coast. I'd be willing to recruit and start the organization over here, and while I will not be able to make the weekly sunday meetings due to traveling costs and church, I will be able to attend the annual founders meeting if nationals gives me at least two months warning. In response to the questionairre:

1. Yes
2. No
3. Yes, Yes
4. Trick question...you gotta love both to be a G
5. I like Perrywinkle and Lilac
6. Honestly...yes, I am a snitch. But if we weren't being honest...fuck no.
7. I have busted on at least a hundred mufuckas, and I dont know how they felt about it because (a) I dont give a FUCK how anyone feels and (b) them mothafuckas is dead
8. Commando


Please send your acceptance letter to [email protected]

 

[Yee Yee 111]

eat musty cat nuts

 

[5ive1en]

^^ LMAO @ COMMANDO.

 

[lilxrickx2400]

lmao...y u wanna b in a gang???

 

[Stealth]

^
Mostly for the benefits. I hear some of them have a BANGIN dental plan.

 

[mustynutz]

CUz NiGGaz B FaKin DuH FuNk And Im Da Realest G
FuCc DuH PrInCe Of JaPan GyEaH... ImA StArT MAh OwN GaNg DeN If YaLl WaNnA Be SuM BuStAZ..

 

[carl winslow]

you can join my gang. im the only member so far, but we go around eating hella poo, drinking hella christain baby blood, and just talking hella shit about fools. dont have an official name, but i was thinking the baby skull montain gang. if youre down hit a nigga up

 

[killahoe666]

I got a click on craigslist:

in order to join my click u needa go on ebay and buy sumtn and NOT PAY!!

lotta cats cant get past that so we still only recruitin tha realest of tha real so if u aint down then dont even step!

once u get past step 1 u'll be considered a baby-g

next step up is u gotta go on myspace and send sum j-boegs sum gangsta messages ya dig! then buy sumtn on ebay and NOT PAY!

after that then you'll be considered a YG!

next step is realler than real! you gotta step on the siccanezz and dl sum mp3zzy'z and not give no props, call out vamps and bust an illmatic (like nas) flow talkin down how tbib (the bay isnt back) in the bart forum widdout gettin banned! and buy sumtn on ebay and NOT PAY!

THAS OGEEEEEE STATUS




we're still planning triple og status so be on the lookout


our colors are yellow (cuz we like bumbow bees and daiseys and black cuz we down widda panther party)

can you dig it?

now dont bother me as i prepare for some tomb raider like tactics

 

[BETO916]

......he said Perrywinkle & Lilac LMAO!!

 

[mustynutz]

he knows it all about turquoise and Mauve

 

[Gas One]

Maybe im just really high, but im making a myspace alias RIGHT NOW.

named "the boegs"
and im gonna harrass EVERYONE on myspace. we gotta get the boegs worlwide slanguage.

i mean, its either that, or the "zombie tookie" alias that attacks all bloods..

 

[YOUNG BREW]

ey holmes..u can be a part of my Clicka..we called Los Loco Huevos..or Los Huevos Locos...none of us kno really cuz we are albanian we dont speak spanish yet..but we learning...better known in da hood as the crazy eggs....dont ask me how we got dis name..mi clicka is 5 generation strong..only de founding OG's kno why we name dat..all our name be bird related ..they call me Young turkey Vulture..my lil homiez Big Flamingo and Tucan Trujillo reppin mi barrio also...we dont funk wit any gangs tho...that stuff is stupid ey

 

[drunkaholic707]

you gotta fill out an application and have no knowledge on how to shoot a gun and you have to pass the drug test

 

[DASICCLV702]

FUCK THEM WEAK ASS GANGS COME JOIN MINES ALL U GOTS TO DO IS MAKE ALL THE WAY OVER HERE WHILE DOIN A KILLIN SPREE WITHOUT GETTIN CAUGHT SO IF U MAKE IT TO VEGAS WE KNOW U A DOWN ASS "G" AND U CAN JOIN MY GANG "THE KILLING SPREE VATOS" OR OTHER WORDS "KSV" BUT WE GOT TO KNOW HOW OLD U ARE FIRST....SO HOW OLD IS YOU????