I want to join a gang..

[YOUNG BREW]

u must be ---------- this tall to join my gang

 

[CCCUser925]

join my gang..

Keyboard Criminal Gangsters..

i also give out starter kits.. 9mm keyboard and a 45 cal mouse...

but in order to join my gang.. u need to type 75wpm and know how to wireless network and also know how to hack php coded websites and be able to crack un-cracked programs..

then you'll be part of my gang..

 

[eastbayrider510]

if u wanna join a gang hit up eastside ridah or one of his many alias's listed in my sig.....hes got that computer banging down to a science.....and you can claim any city you want and never have onced lived there just like him....

 

[yoinkIZback31]

what u tryna be coo? gangs aint the shit cuz...just be you.

 

[YOUNG BREW]

some people are immune to saracsim

 

[GHP]

^
Mostly for the benefits. I hear some of them have a BANGIN dental plan.

haha

 

[horror]

i wanna gang bang... i heard joining a gang is good for your future

 

[DASICCLV702]

well if u join my gang and at least kill 20 and get caught i'll make sure u wont be put in jail i'll tell em to let u go and plus my gang comes with good benefits like GUNS, BITCHES IN THE THOUSAND, BILLIONS OF DOLLARS,DENTAL,MEDICAL,AND EVEN IF U DIE WE WILL TAKE CARE OF U SO JOIN "KSV"AND U WILL BE LOVED FOR LIFE

P.S.
THE BITCHES ARE ALL FINE ALL REAL NO FAKE TITIES AND NICE BIG ASS BUBBLE BUTTS

 

[Defy]

You might wanna talk to pino about gang banging....supposedly all the doods are hard tho....

 

[DASICCLV702]

AND I WANT TO ADD ONE MORE THING NONE OF MY BITCHES HAVE ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM OF S.T.D'S AND U DO HAVE ANY STD WERE GONNA HAVE TO TEST U AND CURE U IF U CANT BE CURED NO BITCHES FOR U UNLESS U USE A CONDOM

 

[surcaliman]

if u wanna join a gang just remember..dont let them trick u into givin the whole hood a blowjob like they did with SAV OUT.

 

[servnu151]

WOW

 

[decisive]

shit, that dental plan seems pretty convincing..

 

[surcaliman]

^^^ummm.i hope u aint talking bout the ""dental plan"" they gave SAV OUT.

 

[VSTXDJ]

fuck yo bitch ass runin this site
in an out like a ho fat rat bitch

WHAT?

 

[Humboldt High]

you can join my gang. the baby skull montain gang. if youre down hit a nigga up

Dear Brad,

After much analysis i must reccommend that you join up with the above mentioned gang. I feel that your unique qualities will lend themselves best to the situation CARL WINSLOW offers.
There is much disussion of a dental plan, and i assure you that the baby skull mountain gang, or BSMG, will extend you that offer as well as a employee sponsored 401K. Lets see these other "Hood Rats" offer you that.
In closing I wish you well with all the killa cap peelin', 40 drinkin, set reppin, 187ing on a bitch, thizz facing, coming and going dumb, block monstering and what ever endevours you enbark upon.

 

[Nick470]

I got a click on craigslist:

in order to join my click u needa go on ebay and buy sumtn and NOT PAY!!

lotta cats cant get past that so we still only recruitin tha realest of tha real so if u aint down then dont even step!

once u get past step 1 u'll be considered a baby-g

next step up is u gotta go on myspace and send sum j-boegs sum gangsta messages ya dig! then buy sumtn on ebay and NOT PAY!

after that then you'll be considered a YG!

next step is realler than real! you gotta step on the siccanezz and dl sum mp3zzy'z and not give no props, call out vamps and bust an illmatic (like nas) flow talkin down how tbib (the bay isnt back) in the bart forum widdout gettin banned! and buy sumtn on ebay and NOT PAY!

THAS OGEEEEEE STATUS




we're still planning triple og status so be on the lookout


our colors are yellow (cuz we like bumbow bees and daiseys and black cuz we down widda panther party)

can you dig it?

now dont bother me as i prepare for some tomb raider like tactics

THAT SHIT IS FUKKIN HILARIOUS!!:cheeky: :cheeky: :cheeky:

 

[Tycoonin]

I hear the Get-A-Long Gang is recruting.

 

[carl winslow]

Dear Brad,

After much analysis i must reccommend that you join up with the above mentioned gang. I feel that your unique qualities will lend themselves best to the situation CARL WINSLOW offers.
There is much disussion of a dental plan, and i assure you that the baby skull mountain gang, or BSMG, will extend you that offer as well as a employee sponsored 401K. Lets see these other "Hood Rats" offer you that.
In closing I wish you well with all the killa cap peelin', 40 drinkin, set reppin, 187ing on a bitch, thizz facing, coming and going dumb, block monstering and what ever endevours you enbark upon.

^^^indeed my friend.
you heard it mr. nuts. the baby skull mountain movement is fina take the world by storm. with just one member in it, its already a gang that symbolizes transcendental freedom, and a revolutionary rebellion towards a robotic society that blindly frowns upon such behaviors like eating poo and drinking christian baby blood. a person who has a complete disregard for our society's expectations and proves it in his reluctance to clean his groin, going through life with musty nuts is exactly what this revolutionary movement - that is the baby skull mountain gang - needs. make the right choice comrade

 

[mustynutz]

WOW SO MANY OFFER

I WANT TO JOIN ALL OF YOUR GANGS, THEY ALL SEEM SO INTERESTING...

DO ANY OF YOU OFFER REALLY COOL TATTOOS LIKE ROMAN NUMERALS OR OLDE ENGLISH WRITING?

AND I WANT A COOL NICKNAME LIKE T-BONE OR GANGSTER MACK DADDIO OR EL SLEEPY

UMMM....YEA IM KINDA LIKE 2PAC WITH A LITTLE BIT OF EMINEM, SO I'LL FIT IN COOL