I ROR @ ASIAN JOKES.....
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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHINESE TEST TUBE BABY ?
A: NO FUN SON !!!
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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL TWO CHINESE IN A TRANS AM ?
A: THE GOOKS OF HAZZARD !!!
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Q: WHAT DO WOODY ALLEN AND KODAK FILM HAVE IN COMMON ?
A: THEY BOTH COME IN LITTLE YELLOW BOXES !!!
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Q. WHY IS THERE NO DISNEYLAND IN CHINA ?
A: NO ONE’S TALL ENOUGH TO GO ON THE GOOD RIDES !!!
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THIS CHINESE COUPLE HAS A BLACK BABY…THEY NAMED
HIM “SUM TING WONG” !!!
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Q: WHY CAN’T AN AMERICAN COUPLE HAVE A CHINESE BABY ?
A: BECAUSE TWO WHITES CAN’T MAKE A”WONG” !!!
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THIS CHINESE GUY TURNS TO HIS WIFE IN BED AND SAYS “GIVE ME A SIXTY- NINE”…
SHE SAYS… “WHY YOU WANT BEEF AND BROCCOLI NOW ?
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Q: HOW DO YOU SAY WATERMELON IN CHINESE ?
A: “COON CHOW” !!!
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Q: WHAT DO CHINESE MEN DO DURING AN ERECTION ?
A: THEY GO AND VOTE !!!
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Q: WHAT TIME DOES A CHINAMAN GO TO THE DENTIST ?
A: TOOTH HURTY (TWO THIRTY)
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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHINESE GIRLS PUSSY ?
A: “TUNG CHOW” !!!
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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL AN OLD CHINESE WOMANS PUSSY ?
A: “TUNG CHOW YUK” !!!
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Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEW CHINESE COOKBOOK ?
A: IT’S CALLED 101 WAYS TO “WOK” YOUR DOG
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Q: HOW DO YOU BLINDFOLD AN ORIENTAL?
A: USE DENTAL FLOSS
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Q: WHY DO ASIANS HATE SPRINKLERS?
A: BECAUSE IT GOES: CHINK, CHINK,CHINK,CHINK.CHINK, GOOK GOOK GOOK GOOK
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Q: WHAT ARE CHINKS?
A: A WASTE OF WHITE
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Q: WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A PUERTO RICAN WITH A CHINAMAN?
A: A CAR THEIF WHO CAN’T DRIVE
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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAT CHINESE PERSON?
A: A CHUNK
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Q: WHY DON’T JAPANESE PEOPLE LIKE MUSHROOMS?
A: THEY REMIND THEM OF OF THE NUCLEAR BOMB THAT WAS DROPPED ON THEM
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Q: HOW DO YOU KNOW A CHINK ROBBED YOUR HOUSE?
A: YOUR HOMEWORK IS DONE, YOUR COMPUTER IS UPGRADED, BUT TWO HOURS LATER THE CHINK IS STILL TRYING TO BACK OUT OF YOUR DRIVEWAY!
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A: NO FUN SON !!!
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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL TWO CHINESE IN A TRANS AM ?
A: THE GOOKS OF HAZZARD !!!
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Q: WHAT DO WOODY ALLEN AND KODAK FILM HAVE IN COMMON ?
A: THEY BOTH COME IN LITTLE YELLOW BOXES !!!
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Q. WHY IS THERE NO DISNEYLAND IN CHINA ?
A: NO ONE’S TALL ENOUGH TO GO ON THE GOOD RIDES !!!
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THIS CHINESE COUPLE HAS A BLACK BABY…THEY NAMED
HIM “SUM TING WONG” !!!
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Q: WHY CAN’T AN AMERICAN COUPLE HAVE A CHINESE BABY ?
A: BECAUSE TWO WHITES CAN’T MAKE A”WONG” !!!
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THIS CHINESE GUY TURNS TO HIS WIFE IN BED AND SAYS “GIVE ME A SIXTY- NINE”…
SHE SAYS… “WHY YOU WANT BEEF AND BROCCOLI NOW ?
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Q: HOW DO YOU SAY WATERMELON IN CHINESE ?
A: “COON CHOW” !!!
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Q: WHAT DO CHINESE MEN DO DURING AN ERECTION ?
A: THEY GO AND VOTE !!!
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Q: WHAT TIME DOES A CHINAMAN GO TO THE DENTIST ?
A: TOOTH HURTY (TWO THIRTY)
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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHINESE GIRLS PUSSY ?
A: “TUNG CHOW” !!!
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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL AN OLD CHINESE WOMANS PUSSY ?
A: “TUNG CHOW YUK” !!!
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Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEW CHINESE COOKBOOK ?
A: IT’S CALLED 101 WAYS TO “WOK” YOUR DOG
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Q: HOW DO YOU BLINDFOLD AN ORIENTAL?
A: USE DENTAL FLOSS
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Q: WHY DO ASIANS HATE SPRINKLERS?
A: BECAUSE IT GOES: CHINK, CHINK,CHINK,CHINK.CHINK, GOOK GOOK GOOK GOOK
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Q: WHAT ARE CHINKS?
A: A WASTE OF WHITE
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Q: WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A PUERTO RICAN WITH A CHINAMAN?
A: A CAR THEIF WHO CAN’T DRIVE
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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAT CHINESE PERSON?
A: A CHUNK
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Q: WHY DON’T JAPANESE PEOPLE LIKE MUSHROOMS?
A: THEY REMIND THEM OF OF THE NUCLEAR BOMB THAT WAS DROPPED ON THEM
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Q: HOW DO YOU KNOW A CHINK ROBBED YOUR HOUSE?
A: YOUR HOMEWORK IS DONE, YOUR COMPUTER IS UPGRADED, BUT TWO HOURS LATER THE CHINK IS STILL TRYING TO BACK OUT OF YOUR DRIVEWAY!
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cuz the term gook aint a racist word? aint just makin fun of the way Asians speak when you throwin the word around. Foos wanna catch feelings at other words gettin thrown around, but sall funny when gook or variations of chink gets thrown around.
I aint even catchin feelings over this internet shiet, but I know a lot of foos makin "jokes" in this thread aint about makin those same jokes in real life to some random Asians.
I aint even catchin feelings over this internet shiet, but I know a lot of foos makin "jokes" in this thread aint about makin those same jokes in real life to some random Asians.
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