I ROR @ ASIAN JOKES.....

[Jae iLL]

im too tired to read thru the thread right now...but i can honestly say i never saw anyone typing the words u said before i posted...maybe they did i dunno i prolly missed it...

Caff's post a little before mine said both of em a couple times, and so did another earlier in the thread.

At Nine2Five, they just words cuz you aint Asian foo. Like I said, this the internet, you can talk all that reckless shit you want I aint comin thru the screen, which is why you typing all that reckless shiet. But if you said that shit in real life, yeah it'd be on homie.

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

Caff's post a little before mine said both of em a couple times, and so did another earlier in the thread.

At Nine2Five, they just words cuz you aint Asian foo. Like I said, this the internet, you can talk all that reckless shit you want I aint comin thru the screen, which is why you typing all that reckless shiet. But if you said that shit in real life, yeah it'd be on homie.

I FEEL U... AN THINK OF IT THIS WAY:

BY SAYING WHAT U SAY. U CORRECTING THESE ASIAN JOKES, IS A GOOD THING


CUS U TELLING NIGGAS WHAT IS COOL TOO SAY ON THE INTERNET,

BUT U ALSO WARNING PEOPL WHAT IS NOT COOL TO SAY ON THE STREETS...

LIKE IM SAYING 95% OF THESE NIGGAS IS NOT SERIOUS, BUT U SETTING DA RULES FOR THE OTHER 5, FELE ME? SO NOBODY OUT THERE GETS MOLLYWHOPPED, KARATE CHOPPED, AND AK-CHOPPED FEEL ME?

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080918/wl_nm/japan_oldest_dc

THATS WHAT WE GET 4 DEM ASIAN THREADS

WE GONNA DIE AT 69 YEARS OLD

TOKYO (Reuters) - The world's oldest man celebrated his 113th birthday on Thursday, telling reporters at his home in southern Japan about his joyful life and healthy appetite.

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"I'm happy," said Tomoji Tanabe as the local mayor presented him with flowers and a giant tea cup glazed with his name and date of birth. "I'm well. I eat a lot," he added.

Tanabe, recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records as the oldest living male last year, eats mostly vegetables and believes the key to longevity is not drinking alcohol.

The former civil servant lives with his son, drinks milk every day and has no major illnesses, although he now writes in his diary only once or twice a month. He used to write on a daily basis.

"His favorite food is fried shrimp, but we've heard that he's cut back on oily food," said an official at his hometown of Miyakonojo, about 900 km (560 miles) southwest of Tokyo.

"He's said he wants to live for another 10 years, that he doesn't want to die." The Japanese are among the world's longest-lived people, with the number of those aged 100 or older at a record 36,276, a government report last week showed.

Japanese women have topped the world's longevity ranks for 23 years, while men rank third after Iceland and Hong Kong.

(Reporting by Chisa Fujioka; editing by Sophie Hardach)

 

[Premo]

the key to longevity is not drinking alcohol.

and here i am drinking old e almost everyday

somethings gotta give

sheeeeet im only dub-seven .. i can change i can chaaaaaaange

 

[Premo]

on the other hand .. what good is a 150 yrs of life .. if u aint gettin faded at least half the time .. everything in moderation i guess

 

[Syko Sniper]

kim jong il does not approve of this thread

 

[Jae iLL]

I FEEL U... AN THINK OF IT THIS WAY:

BY SAYING WHAT U SAY. U CORRECTING THESE ASIAN JOKES, IS A GOOD THING


CUS U TELLING NIGGAS WHAT IS COOL TOO SAY ON THE INTERNET,

BUT U ALSO WARNING PEOPL WHAT IS NOT COOL TO SAY ON THE STREETS...

LIKE IM SAYING 95% OF THESE NIGGAS IS NOT SERIOUS, BUT U SETTING DA RULES FOR THE OTHER 5, FELE ME? SO NOBODY OUT THERE GETS MOLLYWHOPPED, KARATE CHOPPED, AND AK-CHOPPED FEEL ME?

I aint even trippin on the jokes, folks I'm koo with tell jokes all the time, sall gravvy. But even folks I'm koo with that aint Asian aint gon say gook or chink to my face, ya dig? Everybody wanna think of Asians as the model minority and fuckwitable or whatever, but you already know how Viets get down in San Jo, all they cousins rollin 10 deep per car with machetes and shiet. I aint even trippin, cuz I already know the folks that talk the most reckless on message boards is folks that aint about that when they aint behind a computer screen. Just sayin, don't get it twisted like every Asian doode is a William Hung cat that's just gon let that shit slide in real life..

Anyway, at Premo, Koreans smoke a few packs a day and binge drink on the daily, and we live long as fuck mayn. The key is in the food bruh, it's that kimchee freal. I aint even playin, that shit got powers mayn.

 

[MRTHECOSE]

rollin a round 2-3 cars deep wit weapons 2 fuck a dude up who whooped your ass 1-1 is bitch made .... thats all that means to me. but yeah its funny how people wanna think that its open season on asians . but its a prob when black brown get clowned on...

 

[Jae iLL]

rollin a round 2-3 cars deep wit weapons 2 fuck a dude up who whooped your ass 1-1 is bitch made .... thats all that means to me. but yeah its funny how people wanna think that its open season on asians . but its a prob when black brown get clowned on...

It is, but the shit happens on the daily, and not just by Asians neither. I was just sayin, foos that live in areas where there is a high Asian population know that the shit goes down like that in the streets.

It's bitch made kids that wanna act hard, and real mothafuckas, and doodes that just interested in school and work in every race. Just seems that folks that aint grow up in areas with an Asian population think that every Asian falls into the last category.

 

[Gas One]

shit i got machetes too. mutha fuckas hop back in that car like mario go down a fuckin green pipe.

with that said lol at semi legal weapons in the car

cop: why do you have a small army of weapons in your car

you: ????

 

[EYE MA FAG]

if this was about black people, all hell would have broken loose and the naacp would have this board shut down.

 

[2-0-Sixx]

You know the other ethicity you can make fun of without people trippin? Irish. No one gets offended at a good Irish joke.

 

[MRTHECOSE]

HELL YEAH YA BLARNEY STONE KISSING NANCY BOYS!!!

 

[Gas One]

except for in irish pubs, then they get some sort of weird alcoholic-fueled irish pride shit going on and damn near get a lil irish-kkkish

 

[Mr. Nice Guy]

I was just sayin, foos that live in areas where there is a high Asian population know that the shit goes down like that in the streets.

Why do you keep reiterating this idea?


What is so cool about Asians "getting down in the steets" ?



Something to think about;

If you make fun of a skinny person for being fat... they will probably laugh
If you make fun of a fat person for being fat... they will probably get butt hurt

... the truth hurts

 

[Gas One]

i dont even think ive seen an asian person step outside of a rice rocket in years. as far as im concerned them mutha fuckas are robotech droids.

asian people getting down in the streets

thats a good dvd title

if i was asian, i'd smoke walt disney

walt disney shit on the entire asian/oriental race for decades

so blame disney, we grew up seeing stereotypical cartoons of asians

and that one black and white tv show where the chick had the chinese neighbor that was always trippin

they almost did yall worse than us black folk

i mean if you look at it, speedy gonzalez wasnt even that fucked up. he was the man. even like ralph on muppet babies, you know he was black...they just did asians wrong

 

[JAPE]

shit i got jumped by like 5 asians when i was like 13

 

[Gas One]

shit i got jumped by like 5 asians when i was like 13

I never got jumped. that shit has to suck.

I used to spar with these asian kids in their garage. so we were sparring and shit and he hit me with a haymaker with his eyes closed...so i had to step my shit up and i boxed him down like ASAP..so when he got a good one to the face...kid screamed out..


FUCKING NIGGER!

my jaw just dropped.....lol those were my breakdancing homies... i took off the gloves threw them down and walked home w my head down like well damn i just lost 4 friends...

type of asian cats you cant come in they house. cuz they mom start talkin a buncha fuckin loud ass tagalog the moment you step in the house and youre like fuck it ill wait outside man

jeremy delacruz can come in tho. cuz his momma works with his momma at the hospital.

 

[[-KoRp$-]559]

I never got jumped. that shit has to suck.

I used to spar with these asian kids in their garage. so we were sparring and shit and he hit me with a haymaker with his eyes closed...so i had to step my shit up and i boxed him down like ASAP..so when he got a good one to the face...kid screamed out..


FUCKING NIGGER!

my jaw just dropped.....lol those were my breakdancing homies... i took off the gloves threw them down and walked home w my head down like well damn i just lost 4 friends...

type of asian cats you cant come in they house. cuz they mom start talkin a buncha fuckin loud ass tagalog the moment you step in the house and youre like fuck it ill wait outside man

jeremy delacruz can come in tho. cuz his momma works with his momma at the hospital.

LOL fuuuck, out here there is a shit load of asians one of my close homies is and goes by the name Chink he uses that nickname to conquer the typical stereotypes, and that foo can spit out his dome hella dope freestyles.

All kinds of asians out here they even got some mexican fooz to convert to rice burners.

 

[Gas One]

LOL at mexicans in rice rockets. that shit is so funny.

i always look at them like a fucking person in a gigantic bunny suit is driving.

theres always one major thing broke on a mexicans rice rocket.

like their big ass exhaust pipe is tied on with those strechy rope things with hooks on the end

and for some reason a mexican in a rice rocket is NEVER PLAYING MUSIC. theyre like silent like its a god damn nasa rocket liftoff.