I was on the toilet the other day taking a shit....."tell me when to go" came on the radio...I stood up without wiping, & was ghost riding the shitter- TBIB- that SHIT was hyphy. lol
reminds me of this time i was at howarth park at the top of a hill, and this dude is with his wife and his baby in a stroller. the dude was pushin the baby and he went to go do something but he forgot his baby was still there and it started rolling down the hill. he caught it though. some people dont deserve kids.
i went to the dollar tree and ghost rode the fuck outta this cart and the cashier yelled at me "you retarded?" i told her "FA SHO GO DUMB U BEEZY!!" then spun a fat tile doughnut in the middle of the coloring books isle TBIB!!!