Ok, lots of good posts here, but I can't believe my scheme hasn't been posted. Someone's slippin' on here, and it sure as hell isn't me!
Peep Game!
Alright, here goes mine:
First, you start off by using what little money you might have and going to Macy's. Walk around a little bit, casing the joint. Check out the slacks, try some on. Make sure they fit! Load those up...
Then, it's on to the shirts. Find a nice, comfortable (not too loud!!!) long sleeved dress shirt. I recommend pastels, but that's beside the point. Once you've found a coo' shirt, load that up, too.
As you're casing the joint, and trying to look 'normal'...see if anyone's watching you. (Obviously, the camaras might be, but oh well...). If the coast is clear, hit up the ties with the quickness! Find a dope tie...something that's gonna say 'King of the Siccness, bitch!'
Shoes are next...find some dress shoes, or hell...penny loafers, if you're feeling bold. Make sure they can be spit-shined by the hobo out front, too.
If you're fresh like me, hit up the cologne station, and ask for some free samples. They've got 'em in the little drawer, top right hand side under the register.
Alright...here comes the hard part...pay for them.
Yes.
Pay for them...that's the beginning, kids...
After you've got 'em home, bust out the iron and go to town! Get the creases in all the right places, and make sure you look 'dope boy fresh', with some sophistication.
Ok...when that's set, hit up your shower. Get in that bitch, and scrub yourself down. No dirt stains on your chest, no elbow grease, no grime in between your toes. Make sure you scrub your gooch, too...so that if you sweat under pressure, you don't smell like a port-a-potty.
Ok, with that done...the grand finale has arrived!
Hit up your local auto dealer, department store, bank, convenience store, liquor store, casino, car wash, realtor's office, hookah shop, law firm, fast food restaurant, etc...and ask for an application.
Expect money to be flowin' soon!