How long was the longest fart you held?

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Mean Mugg

Mean Mugg

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LOL, you gave me an idea Jar. Shit i had to hold it for over 6 hours, when I just got with a girl and I was at her house in her room. I needed to let a major one rip but I held it and when I fell asleep it ripped by itself :confused: I woke up and the girl was hella laughing at me, I blamed it on her and went back to sleep cuz I was tired as fuck and felt relieved :cool:

I usually hold farts at school the whole fuckin day and let that shit rip as soon as I get in the car. I know never to eat yogurt when your lactose and tolerant before going to school.

Maybe that's why I got hemorriods Rep? squeezing your buttcheeks together to hold in a fart.
 
RIX

RIX

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U KNO YO GIRL IS COO WEN U CAN FART IN FRONT OF HER N SHIT, BUT THA ONE THAT SUCKS IS WHEN U AT SKOOL, N IN CLASS N U GOTA FART HELLA BAD... I JUST LET EM OUT N SAY FUCK ITTTTTTT
 
Mean Mugg

Mean Mugg

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balheadrix said:
U KNO YO GIRL IS COO WEN U CAN FART IN FRONT OF HER N SHIT, BUT THA ONE THAT SUCKS IS WHEN U AT SKOOL, N IN CLASS N U GOTA FART HELLA BAD... I JUST LET EM OUT N SAY FUCK ITTTTTTT
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I know what u mean pimpin lol, but I don't let shit rip til I'm by my lonely. What I fuckin really hate is...when you're in school and you really gotta let one out but your in one of those boring ass classes like math and fall asleep, damn, I prey I don't fall asleep and let that shit blast. I think it happened once, I fell asleep for a quik sec and I heard a noise and woke up treal quik, and I think I farted cuz the dude that was sittin next to me was lookin at me funny but I looked around and it seemed like no one heard :cool:
 
mR.SiPpYGeTiPpY

mR.SiPpYGeTiPpY

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shit that happened to me when i was drinkin a few nights back... me and my homie with 2 girls at they house... I prolly coulda got me some poon tang if I didnt need to fart so bad!... I was thinkin, could I pull it off, fartin whilist fuckin.. HELL NAW.. If a bitch did that to me i'd go limp. They saw us out to the door to get the taxi, so I still had to hold the fucker in all the way home! i was rippin them bastards all night.

The girl who I was choppin it up wit was hella cool.. But it aint worth the risk, first impressions n all. The other broad thought i was a joker... Bein funny to chicks dont work for me.
 
killahoe666

killahoe666

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May 3, 2002
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when i hold them fuckers off at wurk and finally no ones around and i let it rip, no matter w/t/f every damn time right after it rips someone'll show up............ every damn time
 
Mak Deniro

Mak Deniro

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May 21, 2002
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holdin em is nothing, maybe a lil stomach ache

its much worse the other way round

when you think you need to fart so you let rip and you follow through with a wet one
 
skitz

skitz

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once like in 7 or 8th grade I was holdin' one in hella bad and I leaned over to get something in my backpack without thinking and it just came out LOL get this tho...shit sounded like a zipper ZIIIIIIIIIPPP and I put my head up and looked around, I was thinkin' holy shit nobody heard, that was my lucky day haha there was a girl RIGHT behind me to haha
 
SonnyBlac

SonnyBlac

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i am the King Of All farts.. i got some stories i tell you. I farted once in math class and it was so bad my nigga los ran to the bathroom and thru the fuck up. My teacher let me stand outside when i fart, but she made me close the door cause somehow they seeped in.

but anyway

i had to fart so bad. I was laying with my homegirl, and this was during wrestlemania, my nigga dont give a fuck cause that nigga fart and fuck my room up too. But it was so bad my stomach made noises and it was one of those farts where if u moved it would let go, i told my nigga "plan b" and thats our code for i needa fart get this girl outta here. he was like u want somethin to drink, come with me. man i ran outside, sat in my nigga car and ripped one so bad that 2 hours later when he left after wrestlemania it still smelled like hot ass on a sundaynight.
 
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