GODDAMMIT THOMASINA BRADY I FUCKIN HATE YOU!!!!!!!
so the parlay cards this week are different, with extra shit to pick on......
like:
Total Passes completed by the Denver Broncos = 14 (Ill take the under.....9 completions you say? thank you based tebow!)
Total Rushing attempts by Willis McGahee = 18 (I think they'll be playing from behind, I'll take the under.....17 attempts, whew, close one!)
Total Passes completed by the pats = 26
I figured, they're gonna get a good lead, but pats are pass happy and will always throw no matter what.....I'll take the over
AND THEN THOMASINA "ASS CHIN" BRADY PRETENDS THIS IS THE FUCKING GODDAMN SNOW BOWL AGAIN AND SCREWS ME OVER!!!!! FUCK YOU THOMISINA "IS THAT AN ASS ON YOUR CHIN?" BRADY!!!!
goddammit.....the fucking asshole couldn't just throw 1 more completion? just 1? no, the bitch stops at 26......FUCK YOU TOM BRADY, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!