Ive been to quite a few strip clubs in my time but my favorite story is when I first went to The Crazy Horse on Market when I was 17. My two friends and I take BART out to the city, get in and take a seat in the 2nd row, we didnt know no better and we actually got there at about 5pm with the "AM Crew" lol. So were hangin out watching some too skinny ho on stage, when this beast hobbles over to us and puts its hoof on the seat next two one of my friends, her (I assume it was a female) belly is hangin about 4 3/4 inches over her bikini bottoms, terrible boob job, but the funniest feature was this fresh botox job on her upper lip which was hangin over her bottom lip down to her chin...So shes talking to my friends and ends up giving me the dirtiest look ive ever got from a female, which is when I notice a brown/yellow stain on her pussu about the size of a silver dollar, lol. She gives me this dirty look again, and I say "What the fuck are you lookin at with that floppy ass lip, and piss stain, bitch" She didnt get mad, she didnt call the bouncer, she looked down at her stain and started crying, balling to be honest, she slowly walked to the back, and popped out about 5 minutes later in her street clothes and bag, and left, still crying, and needless to say, I felt great about myself...lol.
