FUNNY SKRIP CLUB STORIES
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^^AHHH yes, I was there in December. La Jungla, Juniors, the one by the central de camiones or the small bar type of spots? Only shitty thing about Mexico strip clubs is that the bitches get some of that money from the drinks you buy for them so they try real hard to push those off on you. Fuck all that those drinks are 150 pesos which comes out to be 11 dollars for a fuckin drink.
A few months ago I went with a bunch of friends to the city and hit up little darlings on Columbus. It was a Saturday night and there was a lot of heads in there that night. The whole night there was a group of dudes with 3 broads and two of em were up by the tip bar tippin the strippers. One of em was hammmmmmmmered she ended up annoying one of the strippers cuz she was on the stage during her turn and was taking some of her dollars. The stripper got heated and pulled off the broads shirt and the chik was coo with it so the stripper said fuck it and then got aggressive and wrestled her to the ground and took off her pants leavin her in white cotton panties. I looked down at her crotch and I thought I saw a stain and thought nothin of it at first. Then the stripper fought with this broad for a minute and pulled off her panties and there was a nasty ass smell that came with that stain and her fuckin maxi pad. That bitch was so embarrassed she got off that stage real quik and cut.
A few months ago I went with a bunch of friends to the city and hit up little darlings on Columbus. It was a Saturday night and there was a lot of heads in there that night. The whole night there was a group of dudes with 3 broads and two of em were up by the tip bar tippin the strippers. One of em was hammmmmmmmered she ended up annoying one of the strippers cuz she was on the stage during her turn and was taking some of her dollars. The stripper got heated and pulled off the broads shirt and the chik was coo with it so the stripper said fuck it and then got aggressive and wrestled her to the ground and took off her pants leavin her in white cotton panties. I looked down at her crotch and I thought I saw a stain and thought nothin of it at first. Then the stripper fought with this broad for a minute and pulled off her panties and there was a nasty ass smell that came with that stain and her fuckin maxi pad. That bitch was so embarrassed she got off that stage real quik and cut.
Im sayin the general worship of fluids exiting a woman's body is a distinctly white phenomenon, and one we must slowly but surely eradicate
Dont get me wrong, I'm sure theres men of all stripes out there on this shit, but the fault for much of the more faggot-ish sexual trends does belong to white people
How many rich ass white collar mothafuckas is out there askin girls to stick shit in their ass, golden showers, anything involving feces, gettin all up on girls assholes, etc
As non-faggot ass white people we must step back and say no to the gradual bisexuality slowly taking over the sexual lives of white males
it starts now
I mean ya Ive tasted breast milk out of pure curioisity
But I wouldnt go and support someone else doing it, or the idea in general
Dont get me wrong, I'm sure theres men of all stripes out there on this shit, but the fault for much of the more faggot-ish sexual trends does belong to white people
How many rich ass white collar mothafuckas is out there askin girls to stick shit in their ass, golden showers, anything involving feces, gettin all up on girls assholes, etc
As non-faggot ass white people we must step back and say no to the gradual bisexuality slowly taking over the sexual lives of white males
it starts now
I mean ya Ive tasted breast milk out of pure curioisity
But I wouldnt go and support someone else doing it, or the idea in general
why the fuck would you go to a strip club in mexico? lmao
and let me reiterate, why would you go to a strip club and not a whorehouse?
are we just using the word 'strip club' loosely here?
lap dance or blow job....lap dance or blow job...
hmm.....
but it might be quit possible that the rest of mexico isnt as trashy as tijuana is..
and why do i smell fish all the sudden
god i hate having a vivid imagination
and let me reiterate, why would you go to a strip club and not a whorehouse?
are we just using the word 'strip club' loosely here?
lap dance or blow job....lap dance or blow job...
hmm.....
but it might be quit possible that the rest of mexico isnt as trashy as tijuana is..
and why do i smell fish all the sudden
god i hate having a vivid imagination
i was at the golden nugget in spread eagle wisconsin & i was sittin in the 1st row & the ho dancin pulled out a sword, handed it 2 me & bent over. i was all confused like wtf am i spose 2 do wit a sword? then the guy next 2 me called me a rookie & took the sword & started rubbin it around her vag. lol weird people.
adelitas. hmmmmm.
not that i'm a regular but have been in the place a few times or 10. i always walk into mex and take a taxi. grab a few buckets of coronas and take in the scene. the later it gets the badder the bitches get. it could always be the goggles though. last time, i shit you not, shakira was in the buildin', atleast she looked like her. we headed upstairs. this was after 4 buckets. on the way down my boy was smoking a cig. we were feeling ourselfs and heard about another spot called the luxor and took a taxi there. on the way we burned a fatty. taxi drivers are cool as fuck in mex. must be that american dollar. you can even drink in them. we get to the luxor walk in and the place is full of tenny boppers. i was cool. my boy being the sick fuck he is went on in the back. i sat outside soaking my corona. in mexico they have these brown bottle 32's at the liquor store. we ended up heading back to adelitas. drank a little more. ate tacos on the corner, got the usual street guys trying to hustle us saying they got bitches in the cuts. took a taxi back to the border. ate some more tacos at the border crossing. went back to room. all the while, we were fishing at lake pyrimad. wink*wink* even took the boat to the cuts.
not that i'm a regular but have been in the place a few times or 10. i always walk into mex and take a taxi. grab a few buckets of coronas and take in the scene. the later it gets the badder the bitches get. it could always be the goggles though. last time, i shit you not, shakira was in the buildin', atleast she looked like her. we headed upstairs. this was after 4 buckets. on the way down my boy was smoking a cig. we were feeling ourselfs and heard about another spot called the luxor and took a taxi there. on the way we burned a fatty. taxi drivers are cool as fuck in mex. must be that american dollar. you can even drink in them. we get to the luxor walk in and the place is full of tenny boppers. i was cool. my boy being the sick fuck he is went on in the back. i sat outside soaking my corona. in mexico they have these brown bottle 32's at the liquor store. we ended up heading back to adelitas. drank a little more. ate tacos on the corner, got the usual street guys trying to hustle us saying they got bitches in the cuts. took a taxi back to the border. ate some more tacos at the border crossing. went back to room. all the while, we were fishing at lake pyrimad. wink*wink* even took the boat to the cuts.