Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[InfamousICON]

If that's the case, I'm calling ketchup, mustard, and bbq sauce salad dressings from now on.

The dictionary definition of Condiment is

"a substance such as salt or ketchup that is used to add flavor to food"

so a salad dressing would be a condiment....

 

[InfamousICON]

Condiment Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Ranch Alternative

 

[Coach E. No]

The dictionary definition of Condiment is

"a substance such as salt or ketchup that is used to add flavor to food"

so a salad dressing would be a condiment....

The definition for salad dressing is

: a savory liquid or semisolid cooked or uncooked food used as a dressing for salads: such as
a : french dressing
b : mayonnaise 1a
c : a semisolid dressing made of eggs, a fat (as vegetable oil), vinegar or lemon juice, and seasonings cooked with a starch (as wheat, rye, or tapioca flour)

So mayonnaise is a salad dressing? Which fat bastard is using Mayo as a salad dressing?

 

[drunkaholic707]

please don't call butcher a fat bastard I've spent years trying to build up his confidence

 

[InfamousICON]

mayonnaise has always been called a salad dressing lol, Miracle Whip even has the words Salad Dressing on the label

 

[BUTCHER 206]

The definition for salad dressing is

: a savory liquid or semisolid cooked or uncooked food used as a dressing for salads: such as
a : french dressing
b : mayonnaise 1a
c : a semisolid dressing made of eggs, a fat (as vegetable oil), vinegar or lemon juice, and seasonings cooked with a starch (as wheat, rye, or tapioca flour)

So mayonnaise is a salad dressing? Which fat bastard is using Mayo as a salad dressing?

lots of dressings are mayonnaise based

 

[AlcoholicLoser]

Your mom is mayonnaise based

 

[WT SAVAGE]

Marys pizza ranch shits on any other ranch.

 

[InfamousICON]

Ranch Dressing is Mayonnaise with water and ranch seasoning added lol

I knew somebody that worked at a buffet called Royal Fork back in the day and she was saying that's exactly how they made their house ranch. They took a giant tub of mayo and added water and ranch seasoning.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

i like all these asian dressings better they go a lot further, and have way more flavor. especially anything with sesame oil in it. or ginger

 

[BUTCHER 206]

they also got like 4 times as much salt but hey whatever man, lol

 

[Coach E. No]

I learned way more about mayonnaise and ranch than I wanted to today.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I learned way more about mayonnaise and ranch than I wanted to today.

and all mayonnaise is, is oil + eggs + vinegar or lemon juice or both lol, blended together its kinda gross man when you think about just smearing that shit onto bread and plopping it on a burger or something. like why?!

 

[Coach E. No]

i like all these asian dressings better they go a lot further, and have way more flavor. especially anything with sesame oil in it. or ginger

I started messing with the thai peanut dressings, no martu. Some are stupid high in fat but they are dope. Especially if you're eating lettuce wraps of any kind.

 

[Hood Rat Matt]

oil and vinegar is all you need for salad dressing imho

 

[InfamousICON]

That faggola Lars Ulrich and Metallica are back at it again. Now they're threatening to sue a Metallica tribute band that has 400 likes on Facebook lol

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/new...e__desist_orders_personally_from_tallica.html

Fucking hate these douchebags

 

[BUTCHER 206]

oil and vinegar is all you need for salad dressing imho

yeha i need to make my own damn dressing, its so easy. i was about to but got caught up trying to figure out what vinegar to use that shit gets serious they even got some vinegars locked up behind theft cases for hundreds of dollars and shit at whole foods

 

[Coach E. No]

and all mayonnaise is, is oil + eggs + vinegar or lemon juice or both lol, blended together its kinda gross man when you think about just smearing that shit onto bread and plopping it on a burger or something. like why?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSHXG-5ShFk

I started using this years ago on sandwiches. Has a lot less fat and still tastes like mayo. *Probably causes cancer.

 

[Coach E. No]

That faggola Lars Ulrich and Metallica are back at it again. Now they're threatening to sue a Metallica tribute band that has 400 likes on Facebook lol

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/new...e__desist_orders_personally_from_tallica.html

Fucking hate these douchebags

Lars is the biggest tool out there. I kinda believe they wouldn't be doing any of that crap were it not for him.

I love Metallica's old stuff, but can't stand Lars.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I started using this years ago on sandwiches. Has a lot less fat and still tastes like mayo. *Probably causes cancer.

i gave up on mayonaiise. hellmans / best foods changed their recipe to soybean oil or something and i didnt notice til like halfway through a jar, then boycotted them. then like a year later i bought it again and noticed they it was soybean oil all over again and reboycotted them then @InfamousICON tricked me into buying some kinda weird vegan mayonnaise that doesnt even have eggs in it even though the logo on the damn jar looks like an egg and everything lead me to believe there was eggs in it, and theyre even getting sued for misleading packaging, and ever since then ive just been like fuck mayonnaise i dont need it