ha ive fainted 3 times. heres my stories i gotta share these cus i thought they were funny even tho fainting sucks. it only happens when im super lit.
We was out smoking in this orchard and its like afternoon and hot as fuck and we outside smoking on the tailgate. anyways i feel like im starting to get dizzy and I know I need to sit down and the tailgate was full, i was standing up, so i go walk to get back in my friends truck. he got the truck with 3 doors where the back one swings open. I'm tryin to do this fast as fuck cus im starting to get dizzier and dizzier, I get the first door open then the 3rd door open. Then bam, Blackout, as I was going head first into the the seat. I hit my face smack on the bottom of the door area the hard plastic part. Then i face plant into ground, my face was on the ground and my arms were backwards and my ass was up in the air with on my knees. and as soon as my friends looked over like right when it happend they said there was hella dust blowing out my mouth. The worse part was I roughed up my face hella bad and 2 days later the first day of school started and I was going into my senior year with a fucked up/scabbed up cheek.
The second time i was high again. we were smoking all day and i was in my boys house in his gargage and its hot as fuck in there and everyone smoking cigs and blunts I guess after a while in there I started to sway back and forth just trying to stand up and my seen me and know what was going to happen cus he was there the first time. I blacked out and i guess my head went on dude next to me shoulder. like i blacked out on his shoulder then he caught me. lol, i was kinda behind him and i fell forward on his shoulder and he caught me before i fell. good thing he did cus in his garage he has one of those metal posts that are like 3-4 feet tall usually so cars cant get past there. so if my boy didnt catch me i would of face planted on a metal post.
Third time was funny too. I was drinking, came back to my boys house then smoked some weed, ate food and drank water (no beer left). after about 20 minutes after eating I get up to go in the kitchen cus people were making food. Then I feel that dizziness again, I know its coming and I try to stay standing up again so I lean standing up on the counter. Then I think I need to sit down so I try to get up and I blackout again, suprise huh? Well as i was blacking out I ran into window with my head cus the window was waste high and good thing the window was open or i probably would of went thru the glass cus I hit it hard. anyways the window was open and my head pops the screen out the window and i guess i stumbled accross the kitchen and my boy caught me. lol then i woke up on the kitchen floor with a couch pillow under my head and everyone laughing at me.
That shit cracks me up now that I think about it. Heat and Weed = bad mix for me. I know im going to pass out again eventually i just hope i dont get injured or in a public place like a club or some shit. Also a couple of my boys faceplanted from being hella lit and one dude got a tooth chipped hella bad from it.