Cheese flavored SPAM!!

[mustynutz]

What about

Trixies
or Cocoa Crunchies

or Fruit Rings

or Apple Rings

or Frosted Cereal



is it me or did anyone notice the gourmet flavor of top ramen now

chicken teriyaki, sesame chicken, roast beef, etc,etc

tryna make muthafucka think they eatin some high class shit..lol

 

[MOSA]

@ melo- LMAO!...YOU KNOW WASUP...THATS REAL SHIT!

.....DONT LET ME GET STARTED ON ROACHES NOW!!!!!

 

[TONY206]

DUMPIN RICE IN YA CUP OF NOODLES JUICE.....

CEREAL WITH WATER


THE BIG GRAY JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER THAT YOU DONE HAD FOR 3 GENERATIONS

PORK IN THE CAN

THE "CHEESE"

THE YELLOW BOX JUST MARKED AS "CEREAL"

POWDERED MILK

THE CHINESE VERSION OF TOP RAMEN WITH THE 3 PACKETS
(LIVIN LAVISH)

EATIN A CAN OF TUNA...NO CRACKERS NO MAYO, JUST A CAN OF TUNA

SARDINES FOR DINNER....

MAYO SANDWICH....TOAST AS A MEAL.....EATIN CHEESE TILL YOUR STOMACH WEIGHT A TON

NO MILK, NO WATER, DISHES IS DIRTY =.....ENDLESS FISTFULS OF CEREAL

EATIN CEREAL WITH WATER....

YOU MEMORIZED TOP RAMEN BY THE COLOR

ORANGE=CHICKEN
RED=BEEF
ETC
ETC

^^^this man knows his ghetto food

 

[VSTXDJ]

DUMPIN RICE IN YA CUP OF NOODLES JUICE.....

CEREAL WITH WATER


THE BIG GRAY JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER THAT YOU DONE HAD FOR 3 GENERATIONS

PORK IN THE CAN

THE "CHEESE"

THE YELLOW BOX JUST MARKED AS "CEREAL"

POWDERED MILK

THE CHINESE VERSION OF TOP RAMEN WITH THE 3 PACKETS
(LIVIN LAVISH)

EATIN A CAN OF TUNA...NO CRACKERS NO MAYO, JUST A CAN OF TUNA

SARDINES FOR DINNER....

MAYO SANDWICH....TOAST AS A MEAL.....EATIN CHEESE TILL YOUR STOMACH WEIGHT A TON

NO MILK, NO WATER, DISHES IS DIRTY =.....ENDLESS FISTFULS OF CEREAL

EATIN CEREAL WITH WATER....

YOU MEMORIZED TOP RAMEN BY THE COLOR

ORANGE=CHICKEN
RED=BEEF
ETC
ETC

hahah homeboy broke it down for the ghetto gourmet rookies

 

[UKantCMe]

i'm tryin to hear tha roach story....

 

[VSTXDJ]

i think he's talkin bout roaches crawlin out da cereal boxes and niggas just pluckin dem out da bowl and still eatin da shiet .....

 

[mustynutz]

lets not forget

Hot Dog and Kraft Mac n Cheese Casserole

Spam n Cheese sammiches

Going to the church on saturday cause they givin free bread

Makin an entire meal outta the bulk candy samples at Safeway, or eatin dinner in Safeway without paying....lol

savin the crust of the pizza for your next meal
so you'll have some bread

When your sour cream is so old its now guacamole

 

[mustynutz]

@ melo- LMAO!...YOU KNOW WASUP...THATS REAL SHIT!

.....DONT LET ME GET STARTED ON ROACHES NOW!!!!!

lmmfao....going into the kitchen in the middle of the night and stickin roaches with a toothpick and burning them on the gas stove....lol...or seeing who can kill the most roaches before they all run away....lol

throwin a small roaches in a spider web and watch the spider fuck him um....lol

 

[MeloTrauma]

Fuck I hate roaches. But when I was growing up we always had slugs and ants in the house. It was so fuckin nasty, we'd be walking barefoot in the kitchen and we'd step on a slug. You feel the guts squish in between your toes. And ants... god damn, we had ants like a mutha fucka. You leave one crumb of food out and ants would be swarmin all over that shit. A magnifying glass was fun with ants, and we use to salt up the slugs real proper.

 

[mustynutz]

^^YUP....SALT THE SLUG UP WIT SOME TOP RAMEN SEASONING PACKET AND THEY SHRINK UP HELLA QUICK....AND TASTE GREAT FRIED UP WTH SOME TOASTED ROACHES.....

 

[MOSA]

Picken up your school binder in the morning and 5 roaches go runnin out of it.....or you sleep with two pairs of pance on cause you dont wanna feel them crawlin on you.

 

[MeloTrauma]

^^^ or sleep with the flashlight shinning on you so the roaches stay away

 

[UKantCMe]

...and pluggin the little holes and cracks in the walls so no creatures come wanderin' out...

 

[mustynutz]

^^ OR SITTIN YA JUICE OR DRINK DOWN ON THE FLOOR AND GO TO TAKE A SIP AND THERES LIKE 10 FLEAS IN IT...

 

[TONY206]

hahaha this shit is comedy, yet so sadly true

 

[mustynutz]

OR POURING YA CEREAL AND ROACHES COME OUT TOO.....

 

[UKantCMe]

or findin' lil mouse power pellets in the cabinets.... or on your bed sheets...

 

[UKantCMe]

or findin' that dead mouse the cat caught, left on the floor for you as a gift...

 

[mustynutz]

^ AND THEN DEEP FRYING IT CAUSE ITS THE ONLY MEAT YOU GOT, CHOP IT UP AND MIX IT IN WITH THE TOP RAMEN

 

[mustynutz]

JUST KIDDING ON THAT LAST ONE....BUT I DID HAVE THIS FIJIAN FRIEND, I WENT OVER HIS HOUSE AND THIS FOOL HAD A LIVE CHICKEN RUNNING AROUND ONE TIME....ONLY SAW IT ONCE AND WE LIVED IN SAN BRUNO....

HE ALSO WOULD KILL PIGEONS WITH A SLINGSHOT AND EAT THEM, I TRIED IT ONCE....IT REALLY DID TASTE LIKE CHICKEN...

HE ALSO PICKED A BLUE CRAWFISH OUT OF A CREEK ONCE AND COOKED IT AND ATE IT....I'VE NEVER SEEN OR HEARD OF A BLUE CRAWFISH, IT WAS BRIGHT BLUE....LIKE SOME BLUE KOOL AID...I REALLY DONT THINK THEY EVEN EXIST OR THAT SHIT WAS RADIOACTIVE OR SOMETHIN....LOL


SPEAKIN OF KOOLAID....ANYONE EVER TRY TO EAT A PACKET OF KOOLAID WHEN THEY wanted some candy, and then realized Koolaid taste like shit without the sugar...

But Jello ..thats another story...I'll fuck up some jello packets by themselves and some water....lol