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JAPE

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it got to a point where he'd only stay in the house 15 minutes at a time to eat. then he'd be at the door.
thats how my cat is now. fools out all day beastin.. when we got him we were told he was a girl.. so we named "her" Sabrina.. had "her" for like a year and went to get her spayed. they did the procedure and when we went to pick her up they said that they couldnt spay her because she was a he.. So then we kept the name since thats what it knew all ready. but we made it Sir Brina.. fools got the longest black hair ive ever seen on a cat. i been wantin to shave him like a lion since a long ass time ago i might do that this year. fools gettin old hes pushin eleven years
 

NAMO

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thats how my cat is now. fools out all day beastin.. when we got him we were told he was a girl.. so we named "her" Sabrina.. had "her" for like a year and went to get her spayed. they did the procedure and when we went to pick her up they said that they couldnt spay her because she was a he.. So then we kept the name since thats what it knew all ready. but we made it Sir Brina.. fools got the longest black hair ive ever seen on a cat. i been wantin to shave him like a lion since a long ass time ago i might do that this year. fools gettin old hes pushin eleven years
LOL
 

JAPE

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literally 5 minutes ago i opened the front door to smoke and this fool looks up at me and has a mouse.. bites that shit in half.. chews it up bones and all while the other piece is on the ground then eats that shit too.
 

NAMO

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I gotta give props to the two next to me for eating the rats since they have been around no rats in my house or yard
 
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we once had a house cat for something like over 10 years, raised it from a mouse size little piece of flesh, till it grew massively huge and healthy. it abandoned us after a crazy cat lady down the block started feeding it wet food and human food vs the dry food we fed it. wouldnt even come to any of us if called, acted like it didnt know us, and it was never once abused or mistreated. it was treated with the utmost respect and love. disloyal useless hairballs, fuck a cat. ill grab a cat by its tail, helicopter whirl taht sumbitch over my head and throw it a great distance, for the lulz
 

NAMO

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we once had a house cat for something like over 10 years, raised it from a mouse size little piece of flesh, till it grew massively huge and healthy. it abandoned us after a crazy cat lady down the block started feeding it wet food and human food vs the dry food we fed it. wouldnt even come to it any of us if called, acted like we didnt know us, and it was never once abused or mistreated. it was treated with the utmost respect and love. disloyal useless hairballs, fuck a cat. ill grab a cat by its tail, helicopter whirl taht sumbitch over my head and throw it a great distance, for the lulz
lmao!!!
 
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Dogs are for weak people who need attention. Cats are for people who don't need some pathetic slobbering retard jumping on your ball sack.
 
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thats a givin.. how you be lookin at pussu when your bitch layin next to you
mute button haha. also she dont live with me she just stays here from time to time. i also live with one of my boys and dont really want to put my comp in a more general area for anyone to use. fuck that.
 
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Dogs are for weak people who need attention. Cats are for people who don't need some pathetic slobbering retard jumping on your ball sack.
please, house cats are hella attention craving, especially spoiled ones. theyll beg for food just like a dog. theyll jump from a 5 foot bookshelf just to land on your balls, then start purring like they dont know better. they jump right on the laptop if you got one, right on the keys and screen then stick their assholes in your damn face. no martu. fucking cats, lol

all you got to do is tell a dog to go fuck off or go lay down and it does its own thing
 
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Got my girl a black cat for her birthday almost 2 yrs ago...best gift she ever got. Little kitten would scratch and bite the mess outta us so I went to the pound and got another black cat for that one to rip up. It's worked out so far. The first cat is just like a dog...Bombay breed. ANd I beat both their asses like they're dogs when they fucked up as kittens. Rolled up newspapers and everything. Well trained now!

Never owned a cat until then, but they're cool. I've always owned big dogs. It's gone be a long time b4 I get another one cuz we dipped out the house and are back in apts
black cats are wizards.
even as little kittens, they act like they are with the shit.
ill prolly get another one soon.

yeah..lol random raise em like puppies tips ive developed:
never hold your cat in your lap.
keep em at the foot of the bed if they sleep with you.
never talk to them unless you are calling them to you.
keep em hungry.
feed them a couple times a day, dont leave food in the dish all day.
break out the catnip every so often on the sneak tip in a random spot

also, stop feeding your cat any dry cat food where you look at the ingredients and it starts off: CORN _____ (any variation of corn whatever)..
if a meat isnt listed first youre basically feeding your cat cereal.
 

Rusto

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please, house cats are hella attention craving, especially spoiled ones. theyll beg for food just like a dog. theyll jump from a 5 foot bookshelf just to land on your balls, then start purring like they dont know better. they jump right on the laptop if you got one, right on the keys and screen then stick their assholes in your damn face. no martu. fucking cats, lol

all you got to do is tell a dog to go fuck off or go lay down and it does its own thing
you completely missed the point of what he was saying.
 

Sydal

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please, house cats are hella attention craving, especially spoiled ones. theyll beg for food just like a dog. theyll jump from a 5 foot bookshelf just to land on your balls, then start purring like they dont know better. they jump right on the laptop if you got one, right on the keys and screen then stick their assholes in your damn face. no martu. fucking cats, lol

all you got to do is tell a dog to go fuck off or go lay down and it does its own thing
no, you completely missed how i was saying cats are for people who love that in your face attention a cat gives them
I've had 5 cats in my life and none of them were ever like what you're describing here. Cats could really give 2 shits about attention. Cats go by their own schedule, not ours.

I've also had 3 dogs...all of them would beg. You tell them to fuck off, they would...for 3 minutes...then they'd beg again.

To go even further, everybody I know who owns a dog, owns one that doesn't know how to back the fuck off...no matter how well trained they are. They follow you, they shove noses in places they don't belong, and they try to eat all your shit.

My cats MIGHT have meowed when I came home...and occasionally followed me for a head rub...but then they'd go about their business.
 

emma

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cats are affectionate and loyal if you raise them that way. if you show them love/affection they will show it back.

if they're not used to that kind of attention as they grow up, then they'll be more independent and do there own thing.

cats can be just as if not more loyal than dogs, though. it trips me out when people make comments about cats not being loyal...
 

JAPE

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Infected ^^^^^^^

Cats ?????


They got Cat Aids I heard ??????

Not all , but I never seen a loyal Cat . They kinda just lurk & prey , sleep , eat & shit ...

As long as it don't have Cat Aids Im good w/ Cats .
Yes there is a feline AIDS. but it is not contagious to humans.. but with other cats they can spread it just by being BY the cat.. or hissing.. its EXTREMELY contagious toward other cats
 

NAMO

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cats are affectionate and loyal if you raise them that way. if you show them love/affection they will show it back.

if they're not used to that kind of attention as they grow up, then they'll be more independent and do there own thing.

cats can be just as if not more loyal than dogs, though. it trips me out when people make comments about cats not being loyal...
cats don't bring the ball back though..

come to think of it, neither do my dogs, they get it and run away