cats
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My old neighbor, her kid always rode his bike like 5-10 inches away from car, all the time, one day i came out and there was like a 3 foot scratch, DEEP as fuck, and hella wide, I look at the kids bike on the lawn, and who would have known, black pant like filling the insides of one of the handle bars. I asked the parents atleast 10 times to tell there son to not ride his bike by my car so close, I see like zero point in it, well I ask them if there willing to pay for there sons damage, they lie, the dad rushes the bike into the garage, and cleans off all my paint, just being shady fucks. So next day I come out, and there is cat foot prints, and a few light scratches(where the cunt pos jumped on and off), again I knock on the door, they deny its there fat ass cat, and the lady has the nerve to tell me her cat is worth more then my car, she claimed to have paid $5000. So like a week later, I wake up at like 7am having to take a shit(I got home at 6 so my hood was still warm i assume), and the cat is fucking kicking it there, all avenues had been addressed, and the jury came back with the verdict, DEATH by one man firing squad, I run to my closet and grab my trusty Gamo Shadow Express Shotgun & .22 cal Air Rifle, loaded with a Hollow point .22 lead pellet, I cut a little slit in the corner of my screen, after slowly opening the window, my car was infront of my house, so it was a good 20-25 foot shot, I aim, squeeze the trigger, and FUCK, i forgot to take it off safe, I click it off, and the cock sucking cat gives me a smug smirk, like fuck, and fuck your car, I aim right between its eyes, and let her rip, the cat jumps off my car with the quickness, im crushed, I missed, now im tripping if I shot a crack in my windshield, so I run out to look, and the cat is laying on the ground by my front tire, in its death throws, I hit it in the neck, and it bleed out, and i mean bad, blood was running down the gutters, it was about time for people to be leaving for work, sensing all the excitement, my dog hops over the fence, and runs up, takes the cat in her mouth, and start sprinting around with it, shaking the shit out of it, this just got bad quick, last thing i need is my poor dog being blamed, and put to sleep for my act, so I grab the hose, and Im trying to get my dog to drop the fucking thing, clean up all the blood at the same time, my dog finally gets cold, and hops back in the backyard, CAT STILL IN HER FUCKING MOUTH, so i just concentrate on cleaning, no less then the last bit of tinted red water wash down the drain, does the husband of the cat owner slut whore come out, and jump into his work truck, I went into the backyard, and it took me atleast 5 minutes of chasing my dog to get the fucking thing out of her mouth, I put it in a black bag, and just swung it over my fence, into the creek behind my house lol. Two days later, my neighbor knocks on my door, her fat face further bloated from crying, sobbing she asks me if i have seen her cat, and that she has hired a specialist to look for it, and also a pet physic, I play dumb, and give a empty promise of looking around, how bad I wanted to tell her "check the glad bag floating in the creek you old cunt", but I didnt, I took my car in to the body shop the next day, 800 to get my door fixed, so I had to go threw my insurance, cause I had a 150 deductible, I hated leaving my car at a shop for 2 days so some jack ass could joy ride it. For the next month everytime I saw her, she was crying, and her son and husband where somber, looking at the ground, there sadness made my dick hard, fuck them, and fuck there cat, and fuck them for not being responsible for there animals (faggot cat and son). For the $150 I just ended up stealing all the tools of the neighbors work truck, I came up like 6-7 hundo, so it all ended up a happy ending for me. Fuck, I wanna look up that ladys number now, and call her, and tell her that my blind grandma had taken her cat in, and taken care of it, and when I went to visit her, I saw the tags, and if she would wanna meet up and get her cat back, then at the time where gonna meet up, call her, and say whoops, my grandma got his collar at a good will, wrong cat lol.
Here is my pup in action, Ive taught my last two dogs to hop fences, she could only clear like 5 feet 10 inches, 6 feet max, my male dog bogy could clear 10 feet, for a sitting leap, I taught him to walk on fences too. The only my dog cared about in life was, getting pet by me, and killing anything smaller then her, cats, possums, rats, squirells, she mauled em all, they wouldnt expect her to jump up and grab there ass off the top of the fence. Excuse the faggy voice, any bass and she wouldnt come, cause she wasnt allowed to hop the fence.
My old dog, I trained him to be nice to cats, there was no chance of one getting away from him, he was WAY faster, and could jump higher, he would hold them down, and lick them, they would be pissed as fuck hissing and shit, lol. There wasnt a back yard that could contain him, or a dog catcher that could get him, My parents caught the dog catchers trying to steal him out of our garage, my mom aimed a .357 at dudes head, and he decided it was better to leave the dog where he belongs lol.
i grew up in the country. had dogs all my life. beagles.
but i feel its rude to have a dog if u have roomates out here
or to have a dog without having a backyard..thats mean.
anyway..a few years back, texas beat OU and my girlfriend bought me a black kitten kinda as a consolation prize bad luck joke. since it was october
never had a cat til then. he was cool.
cats are the best for apts. they shit in a box. dont need too much from you.
you can leave them in the house for days by themselves and its no big deal.
shout out to Cool Dog tho
but i feel its rude to have a dog if u have roomates out here
or to have a dog without having a backyard..thats mean.
anyway..a few years back, texas beat OU and my girlfriend bought me a black kitten kinda as a consolation prize bad luck joke. since it was october
never had a cat til then. he was cool.
cats are the best for apts. they shit in a box. dont need too much from you.
you can leave them in the house for days by themselves and its no big deal.
shout out to Cool Dog tho
well the black cat i had named Judah.. he was a rider. he went outside regardless of the circumstances. upstairs.downstairs. he even mobbed around outside in orange county for a few months when i was out there. it got to a point where he'd only stay in the house 15 minutes at a time to eat. then he'd be at the door.
when i moved from that apt to another this motherfucker was going nuts because i wouldnt let him out. my last load to pick up from the apt this nigga jumped out the window by busting the screen off. lol theres no catching a cat who dont wanna get caught.
i fed him by leavin cans out a few times after i moved out but then i was like fuck it hes good..
now i got a lil white n grey cat named stres which was a cat my girl's brother brought home as a kitten but couldnt keep.
he doesnt really want to go outside. ever.
hes good chillin in the window. when i throw him outside he reacts like i threw him in a pool.
when i moved from that apt to another this motherfucker was going nuts because i wouldnt let him out. my last load to pick up from the apt this nigga jumped out the window by busting the screen off. lol theres no catching a cat who dont wanna get caught.
i fed him by leavin cans out a few times after i moved out but then i was like fuck it hes good..
now i got a lil white n grey cat named stres which was a cat my girl's brother brought home as a kitten but couldnt keep.
he doesnt really want to go outside. ever.
hes good chillin in the window. when i throw him outside he reacts like i threw him in a pool.
Got my girl a black cat for her birthday almost 2 yrs ago...best gift she ever got. Little kitten would scratch and bite the mess outta us so I went to the pound and got another black cat for that one to rip up. It's worked out so far. The first cat is just like a dog...Bombay breed. ANd I beat both their asses like they're dogs when they fucked up as kittens. Rolled up newspapers and everything. Well trained now!
Never owned a cat until then, but they're cool. I've always owned big dogs. It's gone be a long time b4 I get another one cuz we dipped out the house and are back in apts
Never owned a cat until then, but they're cool. I've always owned big dogs. It's gone be a long time b4 I get another one cuz we dipped out the house and are back in apts
