cats

[28g w/o the bag]

cats are fun to get high

other than that, fuck having pets around my house in general

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[Jack Tracks]

cats are alright i have one buyt i dont really like it. im a dog person

 

[JAPE]

they only come when they want food

you sound like a sensitive ass female cuh

 

[JAPE]

on a side note. my cats like a fuckin lion. all of my neighbors got cats and hes out fightin all night.. comes in to eat and he wants out. i was actually thinkin of shaving him like a lion this summer.. gangster

 

[Dana Dane]

I have a cat who went through post-partum and literally kicked my ass. She's a fuckin beast....all my friends call her Pet Cemetary. Her and my chihuahua tag team any other cat who comes in my yard. and all my cats have DOPE names...Stoli, Phoebe Buffay and Hyphy. Phoebe and Hyphy both have at least 6 toes on their front paws.

Yeah, I am probably gonna be the crazy cat lady.

 

[Nuttkase]

Dana show us a pic of your kitty.

 

[Dana Dane]

I posted pics of my pussy in the sistas side abt 3 years ago.

 

[Mac Jesus]

I NEED TO SEE DANA'S PUSSY.

 

[Nuttkase]

Is it a short haired or long haired pussy?

 

[SouthernComfort]

Phoebe Buffay

Smelly Caaaaaaaat....Smelly cat, whaaaaaat are they feeding you?

 

[Mac Jesus]

Is it a short haired or long haired pussy?

MAYBE IT'S HAIRLESS!!!!

 

[Rusto]

cats are good if you want a pet in the house that doesnt need to be walked 3 times a day in order to take a dump and requires less attention

 

[Arson]

My roomate has a cat that whenever it see's me it hides under a bed, and shits everywhere, the other cat just meows loud as fuck all night(a nice little injection buts em right to bed), but ive known some cool cats, there was one her named lil guy who died of kitty aids, he was the nicest animal.

 

[Rossibreath]

I have no beef with cats except I don't like hair on my clothes

 

[lenbiasyayo]

i fuckin hate cats and im allergic to them so i have a few friends houses i cant go to and my main fat girl who gives me what ever i want has 2 cats and when i fuck her i have astma attacks and my eye swells shut

 

[NAMO]

you sound like a sensitive ass female cuh

....says the tranny who owns a cat

dogs are a MANS pet

 

[Sydal]

Cats are the shit. Every time my cat hisses at somebody, that person turns out to be an asshole. Great judge of character...very intelligent. My cat hates kids, too...but she loves my son...it's like she knows he's a little me. As you can see below, cats are also capable of getting their own medicine. lmao

 

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[Arson]

The look on cats faces HELLA piss me off, cats can be cocky little homo's, and when they do like you, they prance around you like a fairy, cats are faggots imho.

 

[FATAL NYGHTMARE]

they only come when they want food

I don't have a cat, but I wouldn't mind having one. You don't have to do shit for them and they usually don't bother you. They also kill rats, so I like their style.

Anyone who says a guy shouldn't have a cat is trying too hard to be hard. Probably the type of dude who thinks the only dog you should own is a pitbull.