Cat Killin
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You see Iam real I dont get off on that preverted shit because iam not a coward like your grand mammy, old as superstitious bitch, she probably tells your future with bones, hahah stupid bitch, the only savageing she does is sucking all your homies dicks, I have one cat and thats it but the difference between me and you is Iam a man and your still a boy, when and if you ever want to do something so called savage to someone you come to the OH and see how savage your ass is buried up to your neck and pissed on punk bitch. My grandmothers are both dead, so you can speak all day about em but we both know you wouldnt say that shit to my face. Grow up boy.
Been Drinkin's got a tight ass sig. You see, we gotta give Been Stinkin a break. Heres a guy (or girl, I cant tell the difference the way this bitch is talking) who has trouble with human interaction. You see, he's the type of person who has been shunned by human beings his whole life. His crackhead mom probably fed him some sour ass titty milk in his younger days and his dad probably raped him in the ass everyday until he was 12. He probably got picked on at school because he is the self-proclaimed "ALCOHOLIC MURDERER" with "MURDEROUS INTENTIONS" as displayed in his sig. The school kids would tease him relentlessly for this, but the whole time he would maintain his title because "he's real." He has no family, no friends, so the only place he could find unconditional love is in a cat. Now most guys would get a dog, ya know "mans best friend." But not Been Stinkin... he gets a cat, the only pussy he'll ever get next to. So now whenever someone speaks on cats, he takes it personal because when you insult cats, you insult his only outlet for the pent up love he has had to keep inside until the day he bought little Fluffy. So with Fluffy in his lap, he spends all day inviting people from the internet to Ohio so we could can see what kind of "ALCOHOLIC MURDERER" this cat-petter really is. He sits in his room listening to Bone Thugs on his PC (gotta rep OH) and only breaks away from his computer to catch episodes of Heathcliff and Garfield. Whenever he gets really depressed he and Fluffy roll up a fat blunt full of catnip so he can indulge in the "HORRID HALUCENATIONS"
After listening to the Great rapper known as Sir Dyno, i shall list the 14 different ways to kill a cat from his song, "14 WAYS TO KILL YOU":
1. Shoot it in the mouth
2. Stab it a gang of times and leave it in a bloody mess
3. Run it over with your front wheels
4. Run it over with your back wheels
5. Gas and light it up, Laugh and scream while it burns up
6. Dump it water til you drown 'em
7. Hold its throat while you choke 'em
8. Chop em wit tha machete
9. Skin 'em so it dies slow
10. Let a pit rip out its throat
11. Throw it over a steep cliff
12. Smash his head with a pistol grip
13. Skip to the last one
14. DO ALL OF THE ABOVE
1. Shoot it in the mouth
2. Stab it a gang of times and leave it in a bloody mess
3. Run it over with your front wheels
4. Run it over with your back wheels
5. Gas and light it up, Laugh and scream while it burns up
6. Dump it water til you drown 'em
7. Hold its throat while you choke 'em
8. Chop em wit tha machete
9. Skin 'em so it dies slow
10. Let a pit rip out its throat
11. Throw it over a steep cliff
12. Smash his head with a pistol grip
13. Skip to the last one
14. DO ALL OF THE ABOVE
oh yeah, i used to visit this filipino dude in san francisco (who was cousins with a friend of mine) back when i was a kid... and like many filipino households, his front foyer had a plastic floor runner with the spikes and everything... he also had a cat.... we used to roll the cat up inside the floor runner like a joint and went out front to the street and roll him down the hill
Okay see now your just searching for that way to diss me but you havent. Actually when Bone was out I was bumpin 3-6 Mafia and Lynch. I grew up in a good home unlike you, you probably ate grits everyday. YOu also probably flunked out of school to go be in a gang where you repped your so called pug status for at least 5 years. Then you knocked up some bitch (your grandma probably) then lived on welfare up until this day. So while your dissing me looking every five mibutes to see if iam posting iam in class working (you call it selling crack) or out kicking it hence Been Drinkin. And if you want to test my lyrics just let me know bitch. Little soft boy like you probably gets hard looking at internet porn. And there is nothing wrong with owning a cat, and dogs are cool to. Shit just like Soldado you gotta be real immature and shit talking about killing an animal. You ever kill a person? I dont think you got the balls to. Get off on your sick fantasies. YOur stupid ass probably thinks brotha lynch is a real cannibal. hahah your a lame. Iam done fucking with you lames, the person who made this thread= lame, all you animal killers out there lame. Get some nuts and dont fuck with Been Drinkin. Later head trauma.