best way to get back at your neighbor
- Thread starter DJ LOON
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HOW ABOUT...GO MAN TO MAN WITH THE HEAD OF THERE HOUSEHOLD(IM ASSUMING ITS A DUDE)..TELL DUDE HE EITHER BUYS YOU A NEW MAILBOX AND PROMISES TO KEEP IT ON THE COOL...OR YOU GONNA HAVE TO WHOOP HIS ASS WITH HIS WIFE AND KIDS WATCHIN
CUZ ALL THIS EXTRA SHIT THESE CATS ARE TELLIN U TO DO IS BULLSHIT..AINT NOBODY GONNA DO ALL THAT..AND IF U SET DUDE UP TO GO TO JAIL I WOULDNT CONDONE THAT KINDA SHIT
CUZ ALL THIS EXTRA SHIT THESE CATS ARE TELLIN U TO DO IS BULLSHIT..AINT NOBODY GONNA DO ALL THAT..AND IF U SET DUDE UP TO GO TO JAIL I WOULDNT CONDONE THAT KINDA SHIT
make 1,00 copies of a flyer that says
" GAY SEX SPECTACULAR EVENT FREE FOOD BEFORE MIDNIGHT....PRIZES AND GIVEAWAYS....COME JOIN US FOR "HOMOTHUGFEST 2005" ALL NIGHT RECORD BREAKING GANGBANG AND MIDGET TOSSING CHAMPIOSHIP OF THE WORLD.."
BE SURE TO LEAVE THE ADDRESS AND PHONE NUMBER IF POSSIBLE...YOU CHOOSE THE DAY FOR THE CHAOS TO BEGIN
OR PUT HIS PROPERTY UP FOR SALE IN THE LOCAL PAPER FOR A REALLY LOW PRICE
" 3 BD 3 BA TOWNHOUSE ONLY $383 A MONTH...CALL OR COME BY TODAY"
GO TO WALGREEN AND PICK UP AS MANY OF THOSE CARD FOR MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS AS YOU CAN, FILL THEM OUT IN THEIR NAME AND CHOOSE "BILL ME"
HIS MAILBOX SHOULD OVERFLOW WITH MAIL/MAGAZINES
CALL YOUR LOCAL MILITARY RECRUITER AND HAVE THEM STOP BY HIS PLACE (TELL THEM ITS YOURS),TELL THEM YOU WANT TO JOIN THEIR CHURCH/MILITARY..ETC.....OR JEHOVAHS WITNESSES....THE AMOUTN OF MAIL, PHONE CALLS AND VISITS HE WILL GET WILL DRIVE HIM CRAZY.
" GAY SEX SPECTACULAR EVENT FREE FOOD BEFORE MIDNIGHT....PRIZES AND GIVEAWAYS....COME JOIN US FOR "HOMOTHUGFEST 2005" ALL NIGHT RECORD BREAKING GANGBANG AND MIDGET TOSSING CHAMPIOSHIP OF THE WORLD.."
BE SURE TO LEAVE THE ADDRESS AND PHONE NUMBER IF POSSIBLE...YOU CHOOSE THE DAY FOR THE CHAOS TO BEGIN
OR PUT HIS PROPERTY UP FOR SALE IN THE LOCAL PAPER FOR A REALLY LOW PRICE
" 3 BD 3 BA TOWNHOUSE ONLY $383 A MONTH...CALL OR COME BY TODAY"
GO TO WALGREEN AND PICK UP AS MANY OF THOSE CARD FOR MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS AS YOU CAN, FILL THEM OUT IN THEIR NAME AND CHOOSE "BILL ME"
HIS MAILBOX SHOULD OVERFLOW WITH MAIL/MAGAZINES
CALL YOUR LOCAL MILITARY RECRUITER AND HAVE THEM STOP BY HIS PLACE (TELL THEM ITS YOURS),TELL THEM YOU WANT TO JOIN THEIR CHURCH/MILITARY..ETC.....OR JEHOVAHS WITNESSES....THE AMOUTN OF MAIL, PHONE CALLS AND VISITS HE WILL GET WILL DRIVE HIM CRAZY.
Alot of you people fake as fuck as to what you would do if you were in the situation my homie is in.
All I got to say is don't make it worse on yourself then it already is. Stay away from planting stuff like drugs in his lawn or blowing up his mailbox. That shit just isn't cool. There are witnesses and investigations that follow.
Call police and let them do their job. Period. I don't like the cops either, but you will soon find yourself in a very fucked up situation and they will end up being involved later anyways. Let them build a rep on your neighbor.
Most obviously try to contact the owner of the house. Think before you decide on revenge homie.
All I got to say is don't make it worse on yourself then it already is. Stay away from planting stuff like drugs in his lawn or blowing up his mailbox. That shit just isn't cool. There are witnesses and investigations that follow.
Call police and let them do their job. Period. I don't like the cops either, but you will soon find yourself in a very fucked up situation and they will end up being involved later anyways. Let them build a rep on your neighbor.
Most obviously try to contact the owner of the house. Think before you decide on revenge homie.
Buy a paintbrush.
Save all your semen for days or weeks. No sex, no masturbation, no anything.
After awhile you will be feeling like a fire hydrant.
http://www.nowthatsfuckedup.com/bbs/ftopic18740.html
Go there and look at the naked pics of Vida Guerra.
Masturbate furiously into a small bowl. Take 20 minute naps in between sessions. I would say have sex, but sometimes masturbation produces more semen than almost all but the best sex.
Dilute the accumulated semen with water and olive oil to increase the amount and slow/stop the drying/evaporation effect.
Mix this new semen solution together. Keep in fridgerator intil ready to use.
Late at night, the night of your collection of sample, walk outside with the bowl and paintbrush.
Generally spread the solution over any and all areas they might come into physical contact with, such as front door handles, car door handles, newspapers, lighters next to the pack of GPC 100s that is inevitably lying on the front porch, etc.
The goal is to get good coverage, so that you know this man and his little filthy family get your homemade irritant all over their grubby little hands.
If this sounds like too much work and effort, try and move to the Bay Area, where instead of white trash you get black, brown, yellow, and white trash, and even the white trash aren't the redneck types, they're usually more "homeboy" type trash.
Save all your semen for days or weeks. No sex, no masturbation, no anything.
After awhile you will be feeling like a fire hydrant.
http://www.nowthatsfuckedup.com/bbs/ftopic18740.html
Go there and look at the naked pics of Vida Guerra.
Masturbate furiously into a small bowl. Take 20 minute naps in between sessions. I would say have sex, but sometimes masturbation produces more semen than almost all but the best sex.
Dilute the accumulated semen with water and olive oil to increase the amount and slow/stop the drying/evaporation effect.
Mix this new semen solution together. Keep in fridgerator intil ready to use.
Late at night, the night of your collection of sample, walk outside with the bowl and paintbrush.
Generally spread the solution over any and all areas they might come into physical contact with, such as front door handles, car door handles, newspapers, lighters next to the pack of GPC 100s that is inevitably lying on the front porch, etc.
The goal is to get good coverage, so that you know this man and his little filthy family get your homemade irritant all over their grubby little hands.
If this sounds like too much work and effort, try and move to the Bay Area, where instead of white trash you get black, brown, yellow, and white trash, and even the white trash aren't the redneck types, they're usually more "homeboy" type trash.
...this thread is classic for sure...
...the blue dye in the pool is do-able...blowing up their mailbox is do-able...taking the lugnuts off their car is do-able but you don't want to possibly endanger their trashy children...
...i am a fan of the sugar in the gastank trick...fuck their engine up for sure...
...but the respectable thing to do is call the post office...personally, i think you wont feel any better until you get a little revenge...
...the blue dye in the pool is do-able...blowing up their mailbox is do-able...taking the lugnuts off their car is do-able but you don't want to possibly endanger their trashy children...
...i am a fan of the sugar in the gastank trick...fuck their engine up for sure...
...but the respectable thing to do is call the post office...personally, i think you wont feel any better until you get a little revenge...
haha yea they got a car, but i aint trippin too bad homie im grown up about the shit, i do have kids of my own dont want to do anything i will regret, but i found out the homeowner is the guy i bought my crib from he is renting to them though, found out when i went to pay him this months payment, and it all worked out they are getting evicted...problem solved....oh yeah Solidous_Snake i know they just messing around having some fun...hell i needed the laughs musty and guys, shit made my day, glad i made this thread.
Okay - well since you spoiled all of our fun, its time to move to plan B.
Once he gets kicked out of his house and move, follow him and find out where he and his family are going to. Keep surveillance on him for a long period of time. Make sure you know all of his daily schedule until you can read him like a book. Once you have a good idea of his location and his daily lifestyle, make sure you follow him to the grocery store every week. Find out who the man working behind the meat counter is (i.e. "Lenny").
Then, once you have all of this information, go to your local mafia don or gang leader. Tell them that this guy got hemmed up by the cops because they found packets of heroin in his ground that he was getting from (insert local drug dealer's name here). Tell him that the cops arrested him, but now he's just living down the street in this little block. Your theory is that he ratted on the guy that gave him the heroin and now he's living in the witness protection program. Say that he's allowed to stay out of jail in exchange for information that he gives to the police. Tell him that your neighbor goes to the grocery store once a week and gives vital drug information to Lenny behind the meat counter, who is actually an undercover cop.
Just wait a few weeks, and your neighbor will be killed execution style in the middle of aisle 9. The only downside to all of this is that the mafia will probably kill Lenny in the process, but you didn't know him anyways.
REMEMBER: Just because he got evicted doesn't mean that you got your revenge. Revenge is key. If not, it will eat you up for the rest of your life. You must retaliate. You must NOT be the bigger person. Get him back. If you don't do it, me and musty are going to.
Once he gets kicked out of his house and move, follow him and find out where he and his family are going to. Keep surveillance on him for a long period of time. Make sure you know all of his daily schedule until you can read him like a book. Once you have a good idea of his location and his daily lifestyle, make sure you follow him to the grocery store every week. Find out who the man working behind the meat counter is (i.e. "Lenny").
Then, once you have all of this information, go to your local mafia don or gang leader. Tell them that this guy got hemmed up by the cops because they found packets of heroin in his ground that he was getting from (insert local drug dealer's name here). Tell him that the cops arrested him, but now he's just living down the street in this little block. Your theory is that he ratted on the guy that gave him the heroin and now he's living in the witness protection program. Say that he's allowed to stay out of jail in exchange for information that he gives to the police. Tell him that your neighbor goes to the grocery store once a week and gives vital drug information to Lenny behind the meat counter, who is actually an undercover cop.
Just wait a few weeks, and your neighbor will be killed execution style in the middle of aisle 9. The only downside to all of this is that the mafia will probably kill Lenny in the process, but you didn't know him anyways.
REMEMBER: Just because he got evicted doesn't mean that you got your revenge. Revenge is key. If not, it will eat you up for the rest of your life. You must retaliate. You must NOT be the bigger person. Get him back. If you don't do it, me and musty are going to.
You probably won't meet me. You'll either meet someone claiming to be me, or else you'll meet me and not even know it. Either way, I shall remain an enigma for mystery's sake. When the time is right, I will reveal myself to you.
Unless you wanna smoke a blunt or something...then u can just meet me around 6:30 at the airport. Oh, and Loon, we jacked your frequent flier miles, I hope u weren't saving them for anything.
Unless you wanna smoke a blunt or something...then u can just meet me around 6:30 at the airport. Oh, and Loon, we jacked your frequent flier miles, I hope u weren't saving them for anything.