best way to get back at your neighbor

[DJ LOON]

i have a situation, i dont like fucking with the cops so thats the last resort. i just bought me a crib and shit a few months back well i got some neighbors that are just plain trailer park trash. they litter all over there own yard and my yard, the dudes wife she a fat sloppy whore that walks around in speedos and bras, i mean shit is sick, i got kids ya no, but today i guess the reason im barely bringin this up..it started on the early monday morning round 4am these fucker got carried away started doin fireworks, i wasnt gone trip till they start throwing the shit on the side of my crib, shit was louder then so i went outside to tell em chill keep that shit in the street, well they said okay, a few minutes later i see jumpin jacks near my fucking bedroom window, i run outside to tell em again chill, well by the time i come back in my wife done called the cops, but like they gonna do something so i fall asleep. wake up round 4pm on the 4th ready to go pop some fireworks, leave go to my parents, come home to find out my mailbox was blown to pieces...im like wtf they done went too far, i tried to be nice about the situation, but enoughs enough, i just want em evicted hah or something its a sour situation oh well i had to vent....

 

[Sentenced]

is it an apartment building or a house? also do they own the house/apartment or rent it? because it will be quite hard/impossible to evict them if they aren't renting.

or you can just stoop to their level & blow their mailbox back.

 

[CALiLiFE82]

i have a situation, i dont like fucking with the cops so thats the last resort. i just bought me a crib and shit a few months back well i got some neighbors that are just plain trailer park trash. they litter all over there own yard and my yard, the dudes wife she a fat sloppy whore that walks around in speedos and bras, i mean shit is sick, i got kids ya no, but today i guess the reason im barely bringin this up..it started on the early monday morning round 4am these fucker got carried away started doin fireworks, i wasnt gone trip till they start throwing the shit on the side of my crib, shit was louder then so i went outside to tell em chill keep that shit in the street, well they said okay, a few minutes later i see jumpin jacks near my fucking bedroom window, i run outside to tell em again chill, well by the time i come back in my wife done called the cops, but like they gonna do something so i fall asleep. wake up round 4pm on the 4th ready to go pop some fireworks, leave go to my parents, come home to find out my mailbox was blown to pieces...im like wtf they done went too far, i tried to be nice about the situation, but enoughs enough, i just want em evicted hah or something its a sour situation oh well i had to vent....

^^^^ IF THEY'RE POOR PIECES OF SHIT LIKE YOU SUGGEST, I WOULD ASSUME THEY RENT THEIR RESIDENCE.... SIMPLY LOCATE THEIR LANDLORD OR HOA, (HOME OWNERS ASSOCIATION) AND TAKE ACTION FROM THERE .... THEY WILL SOON COME TO REGRET THEIR FOOLISH ACTIONS ....

 

[DJ LOON]

ight thanks for the advice, finna get some sleep...ill make some calls when i awake..
oh yea its a house too homie...i didnt see em blow my mailbox up but i know 100% it was them...

 

[Stealth]

Since they're white trash, they probably don't have a swimming pool.

But if they do have a swimming pool, you're gonna want to put blue dye in the pool. None of them will notice that there is dye in the pool because of the color, so they'll just swim around. The thing is, when they get out of the pool, they'll suddenly realize they look like a smurf.

 

[mustynutz]

i would rape his wife...murder his children and then leave a dead goat in their bed with a note that says
" DONT FUCK WITH THE EAST INDIAN MAFIA BITCH"

dont forget to steal their newspaper

 

[Stealth]

Dig a hole in their yard and put in a couple bags of heroin. Then fill the hole back up. Call the cops and tell them that you noticed your neighbor burying something in the yard late at night, and you weren't sure if it was a body or what, but u didn't feel very comfortable. Then when the cops come and dig up a few bags of heroin, they can send the dude to prison for trafficking.

 

[Blackandproud]

Dig a hole in their yard and put in a couple bags of heroin. Then fill the hole back up. Call the cops and tell them that you noticed your neighbor burying something in the yard late at night, and you weren't sure if it was a body or what, but u didn't feel very comfortable. Then when the cops come and dig up a few bags of heroin, they can send the dude to prison for trafficking.

thats fucking deep...

 

[mustynutz]

Why not just burn his house down.....

 

[Stealth]

The key is to not get caught, be creative, and have a little fun while you're doing it. Burning his house down is a dime a dozen. Making him think that he's gay, or fucking his wife...well, that's priceless.

 

[mustynutz]

ahhhh.....corrupt his bitch and have her serve him small amounts of finely ground broken glass every day with his meals, over time the glass will shred his liver and he will die slowly...

release a horde of brown recluse spiders into his house...

 

[Stealth]

Take the lugnuts off of all of his tires (or one of his tires). When he wakes up in the morning, walk outside with your cup of coffee like you're going to get the newspaper and wave at him smiling and say something corny like "good day neighbor". Then when he goes to drive away, the wheel falls off, and he fucks up the undercarriage of his car just say something like "Wow, that's a shame. I just had someone blow up my mailbox the other night. Kids now a days."

 

[Rob S4]

Ahahah Stealth what the fuck?^^^

Heres what you do on some real cool shit order a buch of shit to his house pizzas, subs, blow-up dolls, Dildos, Home SHopping Network, Chinese Food, and other things. Or the flaming bag of shit works. Call the government and say he may be a suspected milita member intent on blowing something up. It all works. Or just throw the works and foil balls in his bedroom window.

 

[Stealth]

Take his mailbox and put it in your front yard.

 

[mustynutz]

for $15,000 i can make your neighboors disappear

 

[Stealth]

I'll do it for a cheeseburger and a pack of zig zags.

 

[DVS ONE]

just make sure it was definetely them,cuz i made a mistake and blamed the wrong neighbors for towing my cars when i was gone,the fool i thought called was the one trying to stop the truck driver....and i felt like a HUUGE ASSS....

 

[mustynutz]

man i would mix anthrax in with their coke....

 

[CALiLiFE82]

THIS ALL OF A SUDDEN TURNED INTO A CLASSIC THREAD !!!!

 

[DJ LOON]

lmao omfg i cant stop laughing classic indeed!!!!!
well i was talking with my other neighbor, she called up the postmaster today, and they sent some post office detectives or some shit...they said it was federal offense...took pictures and all...not sure whats gonna happen... im tryin to find out who own the house they live in they are renters for sho. so i can let there landlord kick em out maybe....