oh fuck this thread is SOOOOOO relevant right now...
I managed to get this broad to suck me off at the pub (I been drinkin there for two years, never go there with intentions of gettin some pum). She said five minutes, and i was like, nah, 10... Yeah 10 was about right til I we got caught, so i didnt bust... 10 fuckin minutes and this breezy could suck a good dick!
went back to her crib, banged her for a long ass time and i just didnt bust one, I had a fuckin task gettin it in there cause she was TIGHT and after all that my dick goes to sleep on me. She musta busted three times. So I subjected her toa finger bashin, out of anger i guess.
She fuckin loved it, she promised me sumthin in the mornin, in the mornin I had the meanest morning glory ever, and i put the bitch out! she couldnt get up! LMAO!
nevamind she sprung off me so i'll see her again, I gotta prove I got that vitamin S ya feel me?