And the Michael Jackson jokes come in...

[DFresh77]

Michael Jackson's last words were "take me to the children's hospital"

***DEAD***


R.I.P. Michael Jackson...

 

[prodigy91]

cmc^

 

[caff]

i have alot of text jokes, but its not cool

 

[BROWN GUERRERO]

I saw this on another forum:

"MICHAEL JACKSON DIED OF FOOD POISONING!!



turns out he ate 9 yr old weiner"


rip jacko

 

[underground]

"in honor of michael jackson passing away, mcdonalds is introducing the mj burger... 50year old meat between 10 year old buns"

"due to the fact that michael jackson was 99% plastic, he will be melted down into legos so little boys can play with HIM for a change"

RIP MJ tho

 

[D-Rose]

For once I'm not lol'ing.

 

[28g w/o the bag]

cooooold

blooooooded

::

 

[DFresh77]

For once I'm not lol'ing.

it's fucked up...but hey, the guy was not really a saint himself..

 

[eff suckaz]

nobody is, not sure thats the point

 

[SteadyMobbin]

I made a michael jackson joke last night. I feel pretty bad.

 

[underground]

" when farrah fawcet got to heaven, god granted her one wish. she wished for all children to be safe. so god killed michael jackson"

i agree, theyre messed up. i liked MJ... RIP

 

[underground]

these are just text messages im passing along lol

 

[Toro]

" when farrah fawcet got to heaven, god granted her one wish. she wished for all children to be safe. so god killed michael jackson"

DAMN! ahahahaha

 

[RAVAGE]

hmmmm funny!

 

[D-Rose]

it's fucked up...but hey, the guy was not really a saint himself..

I'll admit, some of these are a little funny, and I know some MJ jokes myself, but damn.

 

[-TiM C-]

when do you know its time for bed at michael jacksons house?



-when the big hand touches the little hand




what did the mother say to michael jackson at the beach???





-get out of my sun!

 

[TRAJIK1]

lol

RIP MJ

 

[William206]

"in honor of michael jackson passing away, mcdonalds is introducing the mj burger... 50year old meat between 10 year old buns"

RIP MJ tho

this one right here.. FUCK bro

lolx2

 

[Yang]

Not saying it's funny, but I woke up to this txt message a few hours ago;

"Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack are incorrect. He has been found in the Childrens Ward having a stroke."

 

[numba2stunna]

This Walrus deserves a Siccness name......


words can't describe....