A little kid punched me in the face.

[CannibalCrow]

Kid fell off his bike in my neighborhood and I, being the kind human being I am, crossed the street to see if he was hurt. He was like maybe 8 at most, and he'd hit a car with his bike and slide a few feet to the ground. I lean over him, and say, " You ok, kid?" and the POS jumps up and slams me in the jaw with his little fist. I wasn't bleedin' or nothing, but I made a lot of noises and said a lot of words. Went back across the street and away he rides. My friend is laughing his ass off at me meanwhile.

 

[LoC415]

Kid fell off his bike in my neighborhood and I, being the kind human being I am, crossed the street to see if he was hurt. He was like maybe 8 at most, and he'd hit a car with his bike and slide a few feet to the ground. I lean over him, and say, " You ok, kid?" and the POS jumps up and slams me in the jaw with his little fist. I wasn't bleedin' or nothing, but I made a lot of noises and said a lot of words. Went back across the street and away he rides. My friend is laughing his ass off at me meanwhile.

Sorry for laughing bro..but that shit happened to me a year ago..but I was kicked in my knee..these kids now a days man..LoL!

 

[Lil Lefty 602]

LMAO

 

[MEXCOM]

once a kid mad dogged me. When he came closer I kicked him in the chest, i think he flew back four feet,

 

[jake4sho]

You should have kicked his bike and chased that little shit

down the street.

 

[mustynutz]

i woulda kicked his ass, stole his bike and rode around and make his ass chase me for hours....then i would get off and slash the tires and send him on his way pushin his bike home limpin and cryin....then I'd follow him home and warn him if i ever seen him in the steet again I'd have me and 9 of my friends gangrape his older sister and mother then burn the house down with them locked in it.....Lesson learned.

 

[CannibalCrow]

Moral of the story:
Don't trust kids.

 

[mustynutz]

Moral of the Story: If you old enough to ride a bike, your old enough to get your ass kicked

 

[LAZYBOY408]

Moral of the Story: If you old enough to ride a bike, your old enough to get your ass kicked

lol

 

[JIM HAT]

funnest story ever!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[CannibalCrow]

I saw him again ridin' down the street. I almost took Musty's advice but then I just imagined myself in a court room trying to explain my rational to a jury. A lot of kids are brats, man.. When I was little I got beat if I even mouthed off at an adult. I don't know what would've happened if I hit one.

 

[Cranky]

I woulda just busted his skull with a fuckin' DDT and then dismantled his bike with a fuckin' cutting torch.....

 

[beengrimey]

LET GO OF THA CHAIN N HAVE YA PITT GIT EM. SSS SSSS SSSSSICK EM!

 

[L Mac-a-docious]

^^^Yeah...at the very least I'd have made sure that little fucker walked home.

 

[DaThizzle925]

AHAHA. that shits hellla funny.

 

[SLOWPOKE]

i woulda kicked his ass, stole his bike and rode around and make his ass chase me for hours....then i would get off and slash the tires and send him on his way pushin his bike home limpin and cryin....then I'd follow him home and warn him if i ever seen him in the steet again I'd have me and 9 of my friends gangrape his older sister and mother then burn the house down with them locked in it.....Lesson learned.

LMAO

MUSTY,

YOU'RE A FOOL FOR THAT ONE. NOW A DAYS KIDS THINK THEIR ALL THAT AND THEN SOME. ME, I WOULD JUST LET THEM GO AHEAD AND ACT FOOL TRYIN' OR ONE OF MY LITTLE COUSINS HANDLE IT. I WORRY ABOUT TODAY'S YOUTH, THEIR THE NEXT GENERATION, THE ONES THAT ARE GOING TO KEEP MEDICARE RUNNIN'?


B.YOGI

 

[chuck taylor]

you should have taken off your belt and whupped him like smokey did in friday

 

[MeloTrauma]

To quote Mama Fratelli... "Kids suck."

 

[28g w/o the bag]

ahahah what the fuck

and you took that shit with a grain of salt?

i woulda took my belt off and taught him a thing or two about respecting his elders

 

[mR.SiPpYGeTiPpY]

kind of reminds me when this lil shit stabbed my air max with a pen.

thought he was drawin on the concrete, asked him wtf he was doin and he just made a art project out my fuckin sneakz....!!!! His mom is a fuckin pikey so there was a war of words and that was it. Kids nowadays.