5000 Club

  • Wanna Join? New users you can now register lightning fast using your Facebook or Twitter accounts.
Dec 11, 2002
17,196
13
0
#22
mR.SiPpYGeTiPpY said:
maybe he already is blind and arthritic, and 50. ??




Ok.. well since Dana seems to be MIA.. let me state for the record..

*ahem*

Musty is faaaar from athritic.. the man is limber and can get into positions that most of y'all have never even seen in your favorite porn vid... I've never actually SEEN his ID but .. but.. he's got the stamina of a 21 year old... especially when he fucks with them lil blue pills... dear Lord..
 
Jun 27, 2002
14,469
136
63
#25
yeah i bet theyve never seen my contortionistic version of the kama sutra, it takes 9 months to learn and train for, extremely tantric and draining, and can have serious side effects if not done until full completion....usually 2-6 hours depending on intensity and stimulation control, you must stretch for 3 hours before even attempting and fast for a day beforehand