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A fine lil breezy about 21 went to a doctor and asked for a check-up. The doctor took out his thermometer to take her tempature. "Now, say ahh." The girl replied, "uh,not in my mouth, Doc. I might swallow it." "Okay,let's try your armpit." the doctor suggested. "Well, it might tickle me...

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theres been alot of posts wit ppl sayin they aint bumpin mr doc no more cuz hes a snitch, he lost it since bloccstyle. they done bumpin sicx cuz of what he did to the kids. they done bumpin c-bo cuz hes washed up, his beats and lyrics aint like they used to be, and he dont got shit like he...

i guess a str8 man would say this to another man. :rolleyes:

you said hollis is out the picture "forever", you gonna spill more info on what went down? or do we gotta wait til the site starts crackin'? holla back homie

A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a dood in the driver's seat reading a porno magazine and a girl in the back seat getting undressed and looking at her watch. He stopped to...

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a...

The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty........ Pass it on .......Don't swallow the water. :dead:

ja fooh is pure garbage. i'd fuck a hiv infected camel bareback on the the white house yard before i buy anything wit ja rule on it. if he appeared on the album i wouldnt even look at it. i'd dance in a nsync video ass naked before i buy a ja rule item. nelly closer to gangsta than ja rule...

^^^fuck that, i miss the kc rap scene from '95-'00. but that shit is hella classic, no question. they should drop some more group shit. another banger :cool:

in no order at all. :cool: runner ups: Too Short Ice Cube Eazy E E-40 Brotha Lynch lmaoooooooo@whoever said project pat :cheeky:

One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life. But by chance, today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner. The frog called for the two to stop. The frog said...

A man came home from the Social Security Office. "'Honey," he said to his wife,"I finally convinced them that I'm old enough to collect Social Security." 'How?", his wife asked,"Since the department of records in the small town you were born in was flooded. you can't get a copy of your birth...

One day a little girl and her mother decided to take a trip to the zoo. They walked passed the lions and bears when suddenly the little girl says : "mommy mommy, what are those zebras doing?"(they were fuckin') The mother in shock looks at her little girl and says, "that zebra is having fun...

Rakim is the greatest of all time from my view, cuz he kept the same flow and hard lyrics from day one, and theres still niggas out today who cant fuck wit him. He's been called that from back in the day to now. He never changed up and he can rip on any level. Next to him could be a few names...

What hes talkin' about : Ummmm, you made a post like 2 posts behind him. :rolleyes: trueazn9 = nzaeurt nzaeurt (trueazn9 spelled backwards ) :cheeky: too late, hes back already.lol :cheeky:

Hmmmmm, ok :rolleyes:

Smurf??? havent heard much on him in a minute. that track First Come,First Serve was tight. Somebody holla back.

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you're really ugly." The lady quickly became furious, yet she stormed past the store to work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her...

R.I.P :cry: *bows head*