Recent content by Homeless J

Driving down with friends tonight. If any of my old friends wanna say hi and visit, pm me your phone #.

Not in the way a 12 year old boy would fuck him, either. I heard they're gonna play "End of the Road" at Michael Jackson's funeral because he prefers Boys 2 Men. Michael Jackson's body is to be cremated and put into an Etch-A-Sketch. It was his last wish to have as many six year olds play with...

Max Mosley, head of the Fédération Internationale de l'Automobile, wins his privacy case against the News of the World, after the paper alleged he took part in a Nazi-themed BDSM orgy. (The Guardian) (BBC News)

I am typing all of this up from my Merck's Medical Manual, which I constantly read while on the toilet. What causes an abnormal vaginal discharge? Infection: * Bacteria, such as chlamydiae (the clam chowder) and gonococci (the guacamole splatters) * Fungi, such as Candida (especially among...

about a woman who was horrifically obese. She tried everything short of liposuction. diets, drugs, etc. She couldn't lose the weight. one day she went in and completely by accident, the doctor discovered she had a 140 pound tumor in her stomach. This bothered me a lot. so I went in to the...

While talking to somebody just now (negotiating prices with a female masseuse, obviously), I realized that everyone always talks about a HAPPY ENDING. But in reality, except in disney movies, there rarely is a happy ending, and the same goes for the realm of sex in general. What other kinds of...

I have been informed by a reliable source that you've had your rape cherry busted. Apparently our favorite little e-tard didn't feel like giving it up to her boyfriend who apparently has nine kids (these are reliable sources, I didn't hear this shit from Dan Rathers), he pushed her, she said...

This place is depressing as fuck. (This section specifically, not the entire Siccness.) I would pretty much rather hit myself in the face with a hammer repeatedly than try and post here. It seems like everyone else pretty much agrees with that, but won't outright mention it, and the equivalent...

The mandrake plant often has bifurcated roots, which (as in the case of ginseng), has historically caused it to be identified with the human body and figure. It was a common belief in some countries that a mandrake plant would grow in the shadow of a gallows, where the semen of a hanged man...

What's shakin?

Vaso-Vagal Response Vay-zo Vay-gull The Vaso-Vagal nerve is one that stems from your brain all the way through your guts down to your crotch. When you're taking a shit, and you bare down and push hard, it irritates the Vaso-Vagal nerve. This makes all the blood in your stomach empty and rush...

So Cool as Ice is on HBO and I've come to the conclusion that I need a posse of black people on motorcycles to have comical misadventures with me. Specifically I need at least one dude who looks like Biz Markie's younger brother who is willing to eat disgusting sandwiches made out of peanut...

http://cbs5.com/crime/what.happened.stinky.2.596043.html Whatever Happened To The 'Stinky' Rapist? BERKELEY (CBS 5) ― Portia's memory of what happened on a December night in 1976, is vivid and clear. She was 28 years old, separated from her husband and living with their 2 and 1/2 year old son...

This is all hypothetical. I don't post this for advice. I just wanna see what your morals are like. Imagine you're at a point in your life where you've spent time taking your beginner's licks in a certain scene. Getting ripped off or less than what you paid for by middle men, or just plain...

My favorite time of the year. Predictions, shit talk, rumors and news and shit goes here.