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MysticOracle

si vis pacem para bellum
May 4, 2006
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How do you put a Youtube video in your sig? Help me muthafuckas!
not so wise now are ya



go to youtube...find your video...find embedd....should come up highlighted....copy

now on siccness......

go advanced....find "youtube" click it

you'll see tags [YOUTUBE ] [/YOUTUBE ]

now paste your embed code between those and you should have this

 
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i got drunk last night and unsucessfully tried to bang this dudes girlfriend. my friends little sister cock blocked the hell out of me. As soon as this dude left his girlfriend (dumbfuck) where me and my boys were drinking this bitch was like lets go to this party me and you then ill drop you off at your house later. So we get in her boyfriends parents 99 500 benz and then comes her friend, my boys sister, like what are u guys doing I wanna come. Im like great.. The bitch was wasted we go to that party for like 3 hours, weird ass party bunch of 20 year old kids thizzin with glowsticks and all the broads wearing glowin the dark bikinis, then go back to my boys house. I asked her to give me a ride home and she said it was a bad idea. Dammit, 3 hours prior she was good n ready.

well that was a cool story bro and i aint doin shit tonight but watching the giants and playin poker. I should visit my girlfriend in the hospital but I dont really wanna go all the way over there and have to see her like that with tubes helpin her breathe