YOUR FIRST OFFICIAL HIGH OR DRUNK MOMENT IN UR LIFE.....tell it all

[mustynutz]

oh ok, and thats "MR" Mustynutz.....or Sir MildewScrotum to you.....lol

 

[CALiLiFE82]

^^^^ LOL ....... AIGHT YOU GOT IT MR. MOLDYTESTIES .......

 

[chuck taylor]

the first time i got drunk i bounced from my school at lunch, went to my boys house and met up with all my folks. one of my homies stole a shitload of peppermint schnopps and i think there was a 30 pack up in the house too. so i was just sippin on that shit when we bounced to some breezies house where there was coronas and bacardi all around. so after a few beers and a few shots of bacardi, that shit slowly crept on me and i was drunk. me, my boy, and some jaycat went to burger king and the jaycat kept sayin shit about my mom. i said 'say one more thing about my mom.' he said 'your mom' so i got up, grabbed him by his shoulders out of his seat, spit in his face, threw him on the ground then sat down and ate my burger while my boy was laughin my ass off.

the first time i got high nothin really happened i just smoked weed and gerped my ass off.

 

[-TiM C-]

first time i got drunk was freshmen year..... os like 14 years old and my buddy had a keg for his birthday and i got drunk and ended up fighting a good friend of mine but i cant remember why haha

first time i got high i was smoking at a middle school right next to my friend house and we got blown

 

[Mr. D-Sane]

since ur still going by your reliable sources of info of nobodies on the net u can certainly believe what ever u want about me...
lets se in my life 2 people called me groupies..both here on the siccness..one back in like 1999 and well your hero the author of recent bullshit.. one was phonk beta, cuz i told him he needed to take a shower(called phonk for a REASON), the other was d-sane cuz i called him a bitch a few too many times( a felon woman beater, who's mad cuz i aint beatable)... now i guess the fame of both these guys is just so great that im gonna 'jock' them cuz their umm "famous?"... sure...i'm a grown woman who grew up in a fam of musicians..are u fuckin kidding???

Tramp bitch.....I will slap the fuckin' taste out your mouth like I did them other bitches if you don't keep my fuckin' name out your mouth. You only thing "un"-beatable about you is your fuckin' cakes. Nasty bitch.

 

[Gringo Starr]

I was so drunk my first time...that i dont remember it...LOL!!!!

 

[DubbC415]

first time i got high was in 7th grade and we wer on this hill behind this golf course...my boy and i went up there and smoked in this huge tree. beeing kinda a beefy mothafucka, i dont climb trees, and anyone that knows my boy knows hes actually a monkey, not a human....so anyway, we get blazed, and i climb out on this branch, and im holding onto it, hanging upside down, with my arms and legs still on the branch, (back to the ground).....and im dangling there, and then all of a sudden, it just snapped, and i was hanging like 7 feet off the ground. needless to say, i fell on my back, but didnt feel it. After that, i rolled all the way down the hill and just laughed my ass off like an idiot for the next hour.


first time i got drunk was in 8th grade, and from there, all i remember was feeling up some biggggg assss titties. i think i licked some cleavage too.

 

[kaybeezie]

my first time getting hi shyt i will neva forget that i almost didnt want to do it again i was 14 n i used to always hang out wit people older n one day we was at the homies uncle house n he asked if i wanted to hit the weed so i smoked wit em then i got paranoid as fuck n ran outside n hopped on my bike n started riding dont know where i was goin but i stopped at everybody house i knew n knocked on there door finally someone answered n the let me sit down on there couch n him n his girl sat there watching me for like 2 hours they said i was pretending to box someone said i was actin like a airplane all kinds of strange shyt so my first wasnt by best that punk probally had me smokin some laced shyt but oh well im hi all the time now, well almost