lets be serious. clinically speaking, you are one rotund young male. that irregular jiggling sensation you receive from your abdomen whenever you make any sudden movements is subliminally telling you this daily.
your tri-hourly fajita carnitas diet compounded with an unsightly cottage cheese frosted flake textured face is wrecking any chances of you ever losing your virginity.
the fly mami's look at you say "madre de dios mi amigos, that is one fat day laborer! i'll bet my bottom peso that his name is gustavo !!"
i want to help... but how?
ahahaha you metabolite deficient central american. immolate your computer along with your guitar center purchased "25% off scratch and blemish discount clearance item" yamaha motif XS7 into a smoldering heap of scrap metal.
so yeah.... i think god put our good friend hermelio obando aka thugpuet on this earth for the sole purpose of getting roasted. all the elements of this thread just come together and mesh in perfect harmony.