Who's gurped out or on one right now?

[THE MAYOR]

I smoked a blunt of some good at 8 and have drank 10 sierra nevadas since then feeling nahmsayin right now feel me. Who else here?

 

[kayvee]

i have a fucked up ass headache.

~k.

 

[THIZZ.I.IZ.]

gurpin

blappin Ghetto Stash

 

[surcaliman]

i'm feeling like ''que chingen todos su puta madre'' right about now

 

[REdRUM]

i'm feeling like ''que chingen todos su puta madre'' right about now

Agreed...

Hijo de tu puta madre...I've been sober for a short while, with a fucked up molar, and son-of-a-bitch, never again. Me without cerveza? Never again, compa!

LOL

 

[kayvee]

damn alkies.

~k.

 

[REdRUM]

Tu sabes...

Want some?

 

[kayvee]

no i got 3 bottles in my freezer LOL!!

~k.

 

[REdRUM]

So...what are you waiting for? Time to crack those open! Or else I might come through and snatch 'em.

 

[THE MAYOR]

Ghetto Stash!!!! I'm gonna out that song on right now. Then I'm gonna get a chorizo burrito and finish this 24 pack

 

[kayvee]

So...what are you waiting for? Time to crack those open! Or else I might come through and snatch 'em.

i dont wanna have to fuck you up. :ermm:

im going to get some food. my goal is to be a torta by the end of the year.

~k.

 

[surcaliman]

torta?...presta!

 

[Gas One]

drunk 3/4ths of a bottle of bacardi....took a nap..woke up..smoked a half a gram of kush...uhhhh

if i was in better spirits id eat shrooms and go to sleep

but waking up confused about life is weird
you ever wake up on some newborn baby shit?

like whooooo the fuuuck whhhat is this! :throws blankets, stares at bed for a minute:

 

[REdRUM]

i dont wanna have to fuck you up. :ermm:

im going to get some food. my goal is to be a torta by the end of the year.

~k.

Hmm...I'm hungry, and you're a torta. Get the picture?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[THE MAYOR]

but waking up confused about life is weird
you ever wake up on some newborn baby shit?

like whooooo the fuuuck whhhat is this! :throws blankets, stares at bed for a minute:

HAHA a few times. Thats what blunt roaches aka wild mornings are for nahmean

 

[kayvee]

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

no im seriously thinkin of becoming a fat girl. they get away with all kinds of shit.

but dont touch my alcohol. i'm nicaraguan.

~k.

 

[REdRUM]

Nothing wrong with some flesh on them bones; real men don't like skinny bitches. LOL

Nicaraguan, huh?

Hmm...like that dood in Half Baked, "What's that like?"

We're all Mexicanos over here...

Man, I could go for some tacos de adobada and more beer...

 

[surcaliman]

fuck that..flat belly chicks are the shit...wit ass n titties of course.....like this chick

 

[Gas One]

i dont like skinny girls

but fat girls are wack

thick/somewhere in between is best

if you actually have to have sex with a girl a certain way because of her "disability" thats kinda weak

like if a girl asks you to get on top and you go "........."

thats not a good look

 

[TONY206]

I just ate 4 ultimate cheeseburgers, I feel like shit .