You know its fucked up when I read the question, immediately think "Lions" and then have to remind myself that there are teams out there worse than the Lions.
There's no arguing it being the Raiders though. They're a hot mess. They been sitting in the same slump for as long as the Lions and are routinely a shitty team every season. Only difference is Detroit is starting to get a half way decent roster together, pull out of the slump (if only just a little bit) and have Calvin Johnson. One of y'all needs to assassinate Al Davis for the sake of the fans. I'm sure if you get caught, there's an inmate or guard somewhere in prison that will make damn sure you get Raiders games for the time you spend in the pen.
Every so often I'll see a strong defensive or offensive play while watching a Raiders game, but its usually due to individual effort, not through team effort. Raiders get the title over the Rams because from top to bottom, they just plain suck. You can put a lot of the Rams lack of success on getting new owners, inconsistent coaching decisions and their need to re-build their team. Raiders best talents either don't care to play or really aren't talented at all.