WHO GOES TO CHURCH?

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I do want to join that church in like new mexico I think, where you get to take peyote as a sacrament legally, thats tight.
 
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I go to church SOMETIMES! Usually on a special occasion...or I go when I feel I need to. I have my own belief structure like Gas-Goon.

Oh, and I never give them money because they have enough. Do I want new windows on my church? No...I want new clothes for my son. If they won't give me money when I need it, I sure as fuck won't give them any when they DON'T need it.
 
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I go every sunday. But my church is old school. Like the priest wont sit their and talk about stuff not pertaining to religion. Its just all scriptures and prayers.He Dont ask for money either. You put some in the donation box if ya want.

I've been in this priests house and its as old as teh church itself... Probably one of the oldest houses in the town. There's nothing new or fancy in it....the Tv has to be from like the 1970's lol.


But yeah I like going to church.... I didnt go for awhile but now Im back on track ha ha.
 
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"I go to church just for tha hoes"-Dookie

I go sometimes but not every Sunday. Everytime I go, it be goo gobs of bitches! Plus hella bitches be hung over from clubbin the night before.
 
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@akazie which church did u hit up. my boy said the same shit about a baptist church in old elk grove n it was crackin me up. hella wanted to give them a couple racks of monopoly money
 

Rasan

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So this last sunday i attended a family baptism for a baby. This is usually the only time i'll even go to a church, to support family events so i dont look like a complete asshole. I guess i can sit thru an hour of non-sense.

But.. this particular time i went, it was different. i felt disturbed and felt nothing but disgust by what i was hearing. First of all. It'ss like a Seminar with the pastor throwing a sales pitch for and hour about how much you need to crack your wallets and give the church money. and it wasn't like he was asking for 5 bucks. This fool is begging for $500-$10,000 donatations. They need money for the kids, money for the roof, money for this, money for that.....then its back to singing....than BAM!!! Pray a little then back to discussing the financial status your wallets.

2nd thing that left me leaving with disgust is, they have a world wide program, going to Muslim countries and trying to Convert active Muslims into Christians. Using an Arabic Version of the Holy Bible. Like thats going to help anything in the world. The whole time i was thinking in my head is. The set of BALLS these Christians have on them is amazing, that they would think converting Muslims into Christians is a good idea for those Muslims. Knowing damn well that they would prolly smoke that family if they found an Arabic Version of the Holy Bible in their house.

I'm just saying. If you really tryna help people that really aint the way, they're pretty much signing a death warrant on Muslim lives.

What ya'll think of this?
I attend church from time to time. not like how i used to. the church i go to is non denominational, and my pastor looks like ben stiller from when he was on dodge ball lol but pastor jeff never asks for money like that. We all know as christians the responsibility to support the church we dont need to be guilted into paying tithes and offering or a sacrifical offering.
as far as your statement about going to muslim areas and converting them to christians, i do feel that is wrong and how are we to tell people who to believe in? This is why these cats wanna blow us off the map in the first place because we are forcing them to be something they r not. let them rock how they rock. Only God/allah can judge you.
 
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Very rarely do I go. Last time had to be for a wedding or funeral service.

My mind thinks too perverted when I go though, my eyes are on the hunt for some nice ass to keep me entertained. Shit just gets too boring, you must be on the look out for some nice ass.
 
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i go to this islamic community center every week and although im not muslim i still learn what i can from the universe.
they have a donation box, and maybe once every 3 months or so they just remind ppl that this life is fleeting and their good actions towards other people, directly or indirectly, is what counts, and to only give what they can if they can give anything.
that part of the 3 months takes around 5 min of everybodys time. The rest is spent on feeding the people for free (money donated by a member for that specific reason) , etc.
 
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this white dude walked up to me yesterday after hearin me and my potna talking about rap music. he started talking about the how we should go to his church. i just laughed in his face wile he was bumpin his gums about all that church stuff. i told him he aint sayin nothing i already dont know so i aint tryin to hear all that right now.he got mad and said "devil i rebuke you in the name of the lord" or some shit like that. i laughed harder then he just walked off.

oh yea,and i dont go to church. i got my own god in my head i roll with.
 

Legman

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this might sound pretty rude

but oh well

FUCK CHURCH

when the preacher pulls up in a car worth more then the combined total of all church members cars, you know something aint right

after seeing that shit, i stopped goin to church, been something like 6 years since i been to one (grandmas funeral i think)