one time i was hella hella drunk and throwing up in my then-girlfriend's bathroom.
she thought it was a good idea, because i was so hurt, to turn off the bathroom lights. Her reasoning? The bathroom fan bothered HER when she was too drunk, and thought by leaving me in the pitch dark bathroom hella hella drunk would be good. I wouldn't have had the fan to bother me, right?
long story short, I fell in her bathtub the same way. and i was fucking pissed. stupid bitch.