What's the deadliest/fattyest thing u ever ate?
- Thread starter D-Rose
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WHEN I WAS BUSTED, I USED TO GET GOURMET WITH THE SOPAS!!! IT WAS SOME OF THE WORST SHIT ANY HUMAN COULD CONSUME, BUT IT WAS GOOD AS HELL...
Orange Chicken Jailhouse Ramen
* Ingredients one pack of ramen (don’t use the flavoring packet)
* 1/2 can white chicken (4 oz. can)
* cheddar cheese spread
* chili garlic sauce
* honey
* 1 small orange
Microwave ramen for 2 minutes and drain. Stir in cheddar cheese spread. Add small amount of chili garlic sauce. Add honey and chicken and juice from one orange.
Jailhouse Ramen 2
Ingredients
* Chicken flavored Ramen (keep the packet… you need it)
* Cheddar Cheese (as much as you want in any style)
* Some type of lunch meat (preferably bologna or turkey… bacon is good too)
* Barbecue Potato Chips (any kind will work but I like these best)
* Honey
* Miracle Whip (sorry regular mayo wont work for this!)
Cook the ramen as you normally would. Drain all of the water and quickly put into bowl. Add as much Miracle Whip as you want. Add the cheese while the ramen is still warm. Crush up the chips and toss those in. Then add in your meat (sliced up of course) then put some honey on top. Sprinkle your chicken packet in and mix it up good but don\’t put too much honey in… it’s sweet already. My uncle who served a year gave me this recipe and it’s AMAZING!
Jailhouse Ramen Pizza
* Ingredients: 3-4 - Ramen soups (spicy or beef)
* 1 - Squeeze Cheese
* 1 - Can Chilli no beans
* 1 - Summer Sausage
* Couple handfulls of cornchips
* Couple jalapenos
Open all noodles and place inside some type plastic bag (lg. corn chip bag works great). Add cornchips and crush mix thouroughly (don’t leave any large chunks), then add the seasoning packs. Then bring some water to boil in your hotpot. While your water heats up go ahead and slice up your jalapenos and summer sausage. Once the water is hot enough, pour into your bag with the noodle/chip/seasoning mix. Important: add just enough water to come up just below top of mix (don’t drown them).Refill pot and heat can of chilli in it. Knead and work the bag with noodles in it around mixing thouroughly. Once this is done lay bag out and flatten down evenly, making dough/crust. If you’ve done this correctly there shouldn’t be alot of water running out if there is add more crushed chips and mix untill thickens. Fold end of bag, secure with paper clip, and wrap with towel to insulate and let “cook” for about 10 mins. Once done cut bag down middle and bottom and spread open. Noodles should remain in rectangular shape and be stuck together (like dough). Pour your chilli over top and spread evenly (if too runny add a few crushed corn chips to thicken mix. Then comes a layer of squeeze cheese, topped with summer sausage and jalapenos. Slice evenly and enjoy with your cell mates. Yum.
Orange Chicken Jailhouse Ramen
* Ingredients one pack of ramen (don’t use the flavoring packet)
* 1/2 can white chicken (4 oz. can)
* cheddar cheese spread
* chili garlic sauce
* honey
* 1 small orange
Microwave ramen for 2 minutes and drain. Stir in cheddar cheese spread. Add small amount of chili garlic sauce. Add honey and chicken and juice from one orange.
Jailhouse Ramen 2
Ingredients
* Chicken flavored Ramen (keep the packet… you need it)
* Cheddar Cheese (as much as you want in any style)
* Some type of lunch meat (preferably bologna or turkey… bacon is good too)
* Barbecue Potato Chips (any kind will work but I like these best)
* Honey
* Miracle Whip (sorry regular mayo wont work for this!)
Cook the ramen as you normally would. Drain all of the water and quickly put into bowl. Add as much Miracle Whip as you want. Add the cheese while the ramen is still warm. Crush up the chips and toss those in. Then add in your meat (sliced up of course) then put some honey on top. Sprinkle your chicken packet in and mix it up good but don\’t put too much honey in… it’s sweet already. My uncle who served a year gave me this recipe and it’s AMAZING!
Jailhouse Ramen Pizza
* Ingredients: 3-4 - Ramen soups (spicy or beef)
* 1 - Squeeze Cheese
* 1 - Can Chilli no beans
* 1 - Summer Sausage
* Couple handfulls of cornchips
* Couple jalapenos
Open all noodles and place inside some type plastic bag (lg. corn chip bag works great). Add cornchips and crush mix thouroughly (don’t leave any large chunks), then add the seasoning packs. Then bring some water to boil in your hotpot. While your water heats up go ahead and slice up your jalapenos and summer sausage. Once the water is hot enough, pour into your bag with the noodle/chip/seasoning mix. Important: add just enough water to come up just below top of mix (don’t drown them).Refill pot and heat can of chilli in it. Knead and work the bag with noodles in it around mixing thouroughly. Once this is done lay bag out and flatten down evenly, making dough/crust. If you’ve done this correctly there shouldn’t be alot of water running out if there is add more crushed chips and mix untill thickens. Fold end of bag, secure with paper clip, and wrap with towel to insulate and let “cook” for about 10 mins. Once done cut bag down middle and bottom and spread open. Noodles should remain in rectangular shape and be stuck together (like dough). Pour your chilli over top and spread evenly (if too runny add a few crushed corn chips to thicken mix. Then comes a layer of squeeze cheese, topped with summer sausage and jalapenos. Slice evenly and enjoy with your cell mates. Yum.
